One Man's Old Fake Plastic Penis Utility Belt Is Another Man's Sports…

$750. That's how much the owner of a Mankato sports bar payed to own Onterrio Smith's storied Whizzinator. "I'd love to have the Original Whizzinator on display. ... I'm going to use it."[RandBall] » 8/31/09 12:17pm 8/31/09 12:17pm

You Can Be The Proud Owner Of Onterrio Smith's Whizzinator

It's the perfect gift for the man in your life who routinely fails drug tests. It could also be used as a funny gag gift for a 40th birthday or a Christmas tree ornament. [RandBall] » 8/28/09 12:25pm 8/28/09 12:25pm

See You Later, Whizzinator

You know, if you're an NFL running back, and you get caught at an airport with any sort of a prosthetic penis, it's probably a good idea to also be a very, very, good running back. Otherwise, anytime you're ever mentioned for any reason, someone's going to bring up your rubber dong. I will now demonstrate. » 6/11/06 5:11pm 6/11/06 5:11pm

Onterrio, Canada

Having been released by the Minnesota Vikings, and suspended until at least October, running back Onterrio Smith is heading to the Canadian Football League, where the laws about fake penises are much more relaxed. » 5/13/06 4:27pm 5/13/06 4:27pm