Deadspin: onterrio smith

One Man's Old Fake Plastic Penis Utility Belt Is Another Man's Sports Memorabilia

DAULERIO — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 12:17:29 EDT

$750. That's how much the owner of a Mankato sports bar payed to own Onterrio Smith's storied Whizzinator. "I'd love to have the Original Whizzinator on display. ... I'm going to use it."[RandBall]

You Can Be The Proud Owner Of Onterrio Smith's Whizzinator

DAULERIO — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:25:57 EDT

It's the perfect gift for the man in your life who routinely fails drug tests. It could also be used as a funny gag gift for a 40th birthday or a Christmas tree ornament. [RandBall]

See You Later, Whizzinator

mjdeadspin — Sun, 11 Jun 2006 17:11:43 EDT

You know, if you're an NFL running back, and you get caught at an airport with any sort of a prosthetic penis, it's probably a good idea to also be a very, very, good running back. Otherwise, anytime you're ever mentioned for any reason, someone's going to bring up your rubber dong. I will now demonstrate.

Onterrio Smith has been cut by the Winnipeg Blue Bombers of the Canadian League. He had a foot injury and missed most of training camp, so when he finally got healthy, he needed to show that was was still a good running-back, and not just an airport rubber-dong toter. He didn't. And he's been let go. And it doesn't leave him a lot of options. The NFL, obviously, is out. He couldn't hang in Canada. The Arena Season ends today. He's going to have a lot of free time on his hands. Of course, there are endorsement opportunities.

So, as pointed out at Out Of Left Field, Onterrio has had chances with the Tennessee Vols, the Minnesota Vikings, and not with the Winnipeg Blue Bombers, and at each stop, he has petered out. So to speak.

Bombers cut Onterrio Smith [Toronto Star]
Onterri, Erri, Erri-O Can't Hack It In CFL [Out Of Left Field]

Onterrio, Canada

mjdeadspin — Sat, 13 May 2006 16:27:30 EDT

Having been released by the Minnesota Vikings, and suspended until at least October, running back Onterrio Smith is heading to the Canadian Football League, where the laws about fake penises are much more relaxed.

He'll be suiting up for the Winnipeg Blue Bombers, who already boast of former Tennessee Vol and Pittsburgh Steeler Tee Martin, as well as former Iowa Hawkeye Brad Banks. They also have a guy who was born in Iowa, played in college at Cal-Berkeley, but is ironically named Tom Canada. Go figure.

Anyway, if the Dolphins ever get on board and decide to let Ricky Williams play in Canada, the CFL could see one hell of a battle for the rushing title this year. I wonder if it would be difficult for Canadian fans to get behind that. You know how some people can't get behind modern-day MLB home-run records because they take place in the steroid era? If Ricky and Onterrio were to rewrite the CFL's rushing records, would it cast a pall over the CFL that would come to be known as the tainted urine era?

It's good to see you find a home, Onterrio Smith. But I don't recommend crossing the border while in possession of the rubber dong that you were carrying for your "cousin."

Onterrio heads north to join Blue [Winnipeg Blue-Bombers]