Junior Hockey Player Farts Out A Spectacularly Bad Shootout Attempt

This poor schmuck is named Marko Milovanovic, and he is the captain of the Serbian junior national team. During Sunday’s game against Spain, young Marko stepped up to take his turn in the tie-breaking shootout, and proceeded to just fall right the hell down, gently sliding the puck past the blue line and right into… » 4/22/15 3:12pm Wednesday 3:12pm

MSG Accidentally Airs "Insanely Crapola" John Giannone Outtake

As far as outtakes that accidentally make their way to air goes, this one is pretty tame. Still, it’s MSG’s John Giannone saying “crapola” a bunch in his attempt to, apparently, deliver the post-game report from tonight’s Rangers win. If you know how this ended up on TV let us know. » 4/20/15 11:45pm 4/20/15 11:45pm

Hey, Robinson Cano, Where Are You Moseyin' Off To?

It can be hard to maintain focus throughout an entire baseball game, because baseball games are long as hell and there are a lot of lulls in the action. If Robinson Cano had been watching this game from the stands, he would have been deep in a game of Candy Crush rather than wandering toward home plate for no reason. » 4/16/15 10:06am 4/16/15 10:06am

Boston U. Goalie Blows Late NCAA Title Game Lead With Huge Boner


A baffling mistake by Matt O’Connor allowed the puck into his own goal and blew Boston University’s 3-2 lead on Providence in the NCAA national championship game. Kyle McKenzie would eventually be credited with the goal, but O’Connor’s boner only grew bigger when minutes later he allowed the Friars’ go-ahead goal… » 4/11/15 10:09pm 4/11/15 10:09pm

Local News Segment On Sledding Leads To Multiple Crashes

Today's edition of "People from the South Learning About the Cold" takes us to Greenville, S.C., where WYFF news sent a reporter into the field to do some sledding. Unfortunately, she failed to adhere to the first rule of sledding, which is to never sled face-first into a dirty-ass block of frozen snow. Actually, the… » 2/26/15 3:01pm 2/26/15 3:01pm

People On Twitter Think Colts DB Darius Butler Is Pats DB Malcolm Butler

Darius Butler is a defensive back for the Colts, but he played for the Patriots in 2009 and 2010. He has no relation to Patriots defensive back Malcolm Butler, whose interception sealed a Super Bowl win for New England. A few excited fans on Twitter mixed up the two players after the game, and Darius played along for… » 2/03/15 5:05pm 2/03/15 5:05pm

FCC Fines ESPN $280,000 For Olympus Has Fallen Spot

Olympus Has Fallen—the 2013 movie about a White House attack that wasn't White House Down—got some TV networks into trouble with its advertising. The FCC dished out hefty fines for one spot's use of the Emergency Alert System sound. You can hear it at the beginning, right before the "THIS IS NOT A TEST" text. It's… » 1/20/15 5:40pm 1/20/15 5:40pm

Fowler Falls For Fake Website, Makes Crazy Claims About Tennis Star

Tonight's Australian Open coverage on ESPN2 featured announcer Chris Fowler explaining to the audience that Japanese pro Kei Nishikori is, among other things, the highest-paid tennis player in the world and the owner of a restaurant chain, a soccer team, and clothing and perfume lines. None of those things are true,… » 1/19/15 9:59pm 1/19/15 9:59pm