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    Starred Commenter Theater: Cannonball

    Starred Commenter Theater: The Watermelonheads

    Starred Commenter Theater: Water Polo Roughhousing

    Open Caption: Yep, That's An Oscar Mayer Wiener
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    07/31/09

    In reply to Starred Commenter Theater: Cannonball
    England's Mortimer Toynbee dives in the men's 10m platform preliminaries at the World Championships last week.
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    Image of BigRicks BigRicks
    07/31/09

    In reply to Starred Commenter Theater: Cannonball
    His teammates told him if he pulled off the tandem tongue-in-the ass dive with Sebastien, he'd totally be part of the club.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    07/31/09

    In reply to Starred Commenter Theater: Cannonball
    That is called the San Francisco party favor.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    07/31/09

    In reply to Starred Commenter Theater: Cannonball
    Above the Rim.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    07/31/09

    In reply to Starred Commenter Theater: Cannonball
    "Hey Sehn! Do your impression of Peter Forsberg's signature move!"
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    07/31/09

    @Clarence Rosario: -1

    Thou shalt not mention the Hockey Savior's name in vain
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    Edited by HockeyMountain at 07/31/09 4:25 PM HockeyMountain was starred HockeyMountain was unstarred
    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    07/31/09

    @HockeyMountain: Thou shalt not mention the Hockey Savior's name in vain

    Wait, I didn't say anything about Nick Lidstrom!
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    Edited by Clarence Rosario at 07/31/09 4:29 PM Clarence Rosario was starred Clarence Rosario was unstarred
    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    07/31/09

    @Clarence Rosario: If you were looking for a terrible diver, Hasek or Osgood would have been appropriate
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    07/31/09

    @HockeyMountain: Judges would also have accepted Sidney Crosby
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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    07/31/09

    In reply to Starred Commenter Theater: Cannonball
    Makes sense, if I've learned anything from HIMYM it's that Canada is about 10 years behind so naturally they're just getting those sweet Budweiser "Wasssssssuuuuuuuppppp" commercials.
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    07/31/09

    In reply to Starred Commenter Theater: Cannonball
    Canucks looking to get revenge over the tape-recorded version of "O Canada" at the All-Star game have resorted to taping their genetically limp wrists in preparation for a cross-border Speedo fight.
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    Image of Sh!tShow Sh!tShow
    07/31/09

    In reply to Starred Commenter Theater: Cannonball
    Upon waking up with his tongue frozen to an invisible metal pole 50 feet above the ground and realizing the platform beneath him was being pulled away, James Bond could only mutter, "Well, I've been in sthickier sthpots before."
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    Edited by Sh!tShow at 07/31/09 3:50 PM Sh!tShow was starred Sh!tShow was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/31/09

    In reply to Starred Commenter Theater: Cannonball
    Not pictured: giant invisible metallic pole maintained at -20 Celsius.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    07/31/09

    In reply to Starred Commenter Theater: Cannonball
    Congratulations, Maple Leafs fans. Here's your silver lining.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/31/09

    In reply to Starred Commenter Theater: Cannonball
    Bill Simmons has already placed this in his "Top 10 Weird Looking Dives" of 2009 list.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    07/31/09

    In reply to Starred Commenter Theater: Cannonball
    And for his third dive, Sehn will attempt the Debbie Weems followed by a half twist.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    07/31/09

    In reply to Starred Commenter Theater: Cannonball
    He's practicing for his Azzurri tryout.
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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    07/31/09

    In reply to Starred Commenter Theater: Cannonball
    The rare and dangerous Triple Licky.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    07/31/09

    In reply to Starred Commenter Theater: Cannonball
    So, they still haven't fixed the I-35W bridge in Minnesota yet?
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