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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    04/07/09

    In reply to Your Team's Season Is Already Over
    I don't know how many consecutive days of THIS TIME IT COUNTS commercials I can take
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    Image of The Legend of Vincent Tremblay The Legend of Vincent Tremblay
    04/07/09

    In reply to Your Team's Season Is Already Over
    Manatee Community College > Pittsburgh Pirates > St. Louis Cardinals


    /works for the BCS

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    04/07/09

    @The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: I think Manatee has a legit shot at the NL Central.
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    Image of Bluenatic Bluenatic
    04/07/09

    In reply to Your Team's Season Is Already Over
    Johan and the bullpen looked great yesterday, but that doesn't change the fact that the Mets were 1-12 with runners in scoring position.
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    04/07/09

    @Bluenatic: True, but it was also 35 effin degrees in freezing rain. They probably still can't feel their fingers and toes.
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    Image of apostles03 apostles03
    04/07/09

    In reply to Your Team's Season Is Already Over
    Burn a cross in my front yard. I don't care----I'm a Nygerlover!
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    04/07/09

    @apostles03: Ugly Jack Wilson, FTW.


    See you at opening day?

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    Image of apostles03 apostles03
    04/07/09

    @Sarcastro: That'll be me and my 3 boys in Sec. 143 Row A (just above the "N" in National League on the out-of-town scoreboard), trying to come up with something clever and insulting to yell at Hunter Pence.


    I just can't muster a lot of dislike for Hunter Pence. But then again, I'm not in mid-season form.

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    04/07/09

    @apostles03: I'll be in 140 with my wife, father, mother, brother, sister-in-law, and 100 of my retired dad's drunken former colleagues.


    How about "Your surname is English currency, wanker"?

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    Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver
    04/07/09

    In reply to Your Team's Season Is Already Over
    We lost to the Mariners. It's all over. Fire Gardy. Fire Billy Smith. Somebody dig up Pohlad so we can fire him. It's the end of everything. Just burn down Target Field, we don't deserve it.
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    Image of uninspired uninspired
    04/07/09

    In reply to Your Team's Season Is Already Over
    Received a ton of text messages from Met fans yesterday rubbing in yesterday's results (Yank fan here). Yes, because Johan Santana will pitch every day for your ballclub.
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    04/07/09

    @uninspired: Can't take too much out of opening day, good or bad. Sabathia's not a good April pitcher (nor is Santana, usually).


    But you'll have to forgive Mets fans' exuberance. We forgot what a save looks like.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/07/09

    @shea_guevara:


    Watching a Met relief performance without tightness in your chest is a rare occurrence.

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    04/07/09

    @shea_guevara: Understood. On our side of town, I fear Joba will return to the bullpen at some point.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    04/07/09

    In reply to Your Team's Season Is Already Over
    Blue Jays and Orioles in a tight battle for first in the AL East. PLAYOFFS! GO JAYS!
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    Image of Chad Sexington a/k/a CW Chad Sexington a/k/a CW
    04/07/09

    In reply to Your Team's Season Is Already Over
    Kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.


    /Disgruntled Bronx-ite.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/07/09

    @Chad Sexington:


    Is there such a thing as Gruntled Bronx-ite?

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    04/07/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: The Bronx is definitely the least gruntled borough.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/07/09

    In reply to Your Team's Season Is Already Over
    But...but...it was the biggest game of the year, so far!
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/07/09

    In reply to Your Team's Season Is Already Over
    all games count as either 1 win or 1 loss


    That's what McNabb thought.

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    Image of Mr. Randy Watson Mr. Randy Watson
    04/07/09

    In reply to Your Team's Season Is Already Over
    In keeping with the pro-Baltimore theme, the part of "C.C. Sabathia" will now be played by the "Prop Joe" from The Wire.


    Also, "Omar Little" will now play the part of "A-Rod's No. 1 Bang Bro."

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/07/09

    @Mr. Randy Watson: "If it wasn't for my man Steinbrenner here, you and your cousin would be some cadaverous motherfuckers."
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    Image of Disco Choo Disco Choo
    04/07/09

    In reply to Your Team's Season Is Already Over
    I try not to care about other teams that have no effect on my Cubs, but that Yankee embarrassment made me pretty damn happy.
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    Image of TheOnlyNetsFan TheOnlyNetsFan
    04/07/09

    @Chris Ethel Berman: Your definition of embarassment must be different than mine. Mine is, "a franchise that hasn't won a World Series since the first Roosevelt was president." To each his own.
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    Image of BigRicks BigRicks
    04/07/09

    @TheOnlyNetsFan: +101
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    04/07/09

    In reply to Your Team's Season Is Already Over
    not a big deal in their norman bates brains


    Hey if you're going to rip on the physical makeup of Yankee fans, don't forget the Kathy Bates body figures also.

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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/07/09

    In reply to Your Team's Season Is Already Over
    Seeing as the Atlanta Braves beat the WFC yesterday, the only logical conclusion is that they'll be going to the World Series this year.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/07/09

    @Brazil Thrill:

    Did Terrence Moore write that this morning?
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/07/09

    @Brazil Thrill: And by "yesterday" I meant "Sunday", of course.


    @UkraineNotWeak: He hasn't yet. He's probably waiting for the Bravos to put up a 3-game winning streak before crowning them as this year's champs.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/07/09

    In reply to Your Team's Season Is Already Over
    Joe Girardi. The clock has started.
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