The Marlins Opened Their New Stadium In The Saddest, Most Awkward Way Possible

Marlins Park is the new jewel of Miami, and team owner Jeffrey Loria must've figured it wise to use a big-time celebrity with some Miami cred to deliver the ceremonial first pitch ball. (Also, it'd be a sly way of avoiding any boos on what was supposed to be a celebratory moment.) Loria's choice was 70-year-old… »4/04/12 7:40pm4/04/12 7:40pm

10 Historical Events That Would've Been Completed In The Interval Between MLB's First And Last Opening Days This Year

1. Anglo-Zanzibar War (38 minutes)
2. Death and resurrection of Jesus (according to Bible) (36 hours)
3. October Revolution (2 days)
4. Bay of Pigs Invasion (3 days)
5. Operation Desert Fox (4 days)
6. The ground conflict of the Gulf War (4 days)
7. February Revolution (5 days)
8. Six-Day War (6 days)
9. Apollo 11… »4/04/12 5:38pm4/04/12 5:38pm