This Guy Died This Year: The Man Who Hated Us

2011 was a bad year for assholes. It was the year we were finally rid of this demented and twisted man who hated everything at the very core of what it means to be an American, a human. This man who spit hateful words toward those unlike himself, whether it be based on race, religion or sexual orientation; this man… » 12/31/11 2:30pm 12/31/11 2:30pm

Ronaldinho's Website Subjected To Only Known Bin Laden/Jar Jar…

On Friday, Ronaldinho's agent realized that the Flamengo star's personal website had been hacked, and that probably all eight visitors to the site that day had seen the offensive adjustments: Ronaldinho, paired with photos of Jar Jar Binks and Osama bin Laden. The hacker, "TeRoRisTe_Mc," is apparently inspired both by… » 5/16/11 11:30am 5/16/11 11:30am

The Internet Has Already Killed Osama Bin Laden Getting Killed

It's been, what — 20 hours since President Obama approached the microphone to deliver the news that Osama bin Laden had been captured and killed? But the internet has not rested. The internet has produced its usual batch of meme videos, including keyboard cat, Taiwanese animation, and of course, the Hitler reaction… » 5/02/11 7:30pm 5/02/11 7:30pm

An Essay About Osama Bin Laden's Death, Constructed Entirely Out Of…

SOURCES: OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD!!! WATCHING CNN NOW... THE PRESIDENT TO ADDRESS THE NATION SHORTLY... I got off the plane,went in my hotel rm, turned on TV, saw all those people outside the WH and thought "did the Skins win another SB?" LOL. Osama Bin Laden dead????? Whoa!!!! Osama Bin Laden Dead. Got him. We got his… » 5/02/11 4:30pm 5/02/11 4:30pm

Osama Bin Laden Is Dead, Professional Wrestler Declares In Most…

And then John Cena holds up his championship belt, and "The Stars and Stripes Forever" starts playing over the speakers. Everything about this is perfect, right down to the guy shouting, "We won." [via @SherwoodStrauss] » 5/02/11 8:35am 5/02/11 8:35am

Did Kevin Garnett Turn Down A Ball Boy With A Bin Laden Reference?

After yesterday's Lakers/Celtics game, both Yahoo's Marc Spears and ESPN's J.A. Adande Tweeted that when asked for his autograph, KG told a Lakers ball boy "you've got a better chance of catching Bin Laden." The Tweets were promptly deleted. Conspiracy? » 1/31/11 1:25pm 1/31/11 1:25pm

Darren Sharper-Visanthe Shiancoe Feud Elevated To "You're A Terrorist"…

Now that Visanthe Shiancoe has posted this picture linking Darren Sharper to Osama bin Laden, the two NFL "rivals" are officially in the dumbest Twitter fight ever. » 6/03/10 12:05am 6/03/10 12:05am