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Movie Prop if it worked as it did in the movie... Cloaking Device from Predator.
If it was just a movie prop.. The sled from Citizen Kane, or the briefcase form Pulp Fiction
Animal I'd be: Grizzley Bear. Those things are pretty badass
F: Diaz. M: Roberts K: Uma
Jat Cutler's Insulin: I'm all for you getting a star, but I signed the Hatey McLife star petition earlier today, but you can be second in line.
Summerbabe: I was hoping you were a Cardinals fan.. I really think Ankielosaurus is a great commenter name, but being a Tribe Fan I'm not sure. Assuming you're an all around Cleveland fan I'd go with (Brady) Quinn the Eskimo (The Mighty Quinn) , Super Sizemore Me or From Dusk till LeBron
Even though it's available all year, my favorite brew to drink in the summer is , but hard to find outside CO. Sam Adams Summer is a real good brew. (The only Sam adams seasonal I dislike is the White ale.)
Mortal Kombat: Liu Kang.
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I promise, I will not even complain if the league hands LeBron the title the way they did with Wade in 2006.
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Seriously, Bron bron doesn't get called for fouls as much as other players, even star SG/SF types.
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He lied. Good night.
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Also, watch our for wizards and witches. You don't want to get transfigured into a bison. They are endangered and very tasty.
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/wow, that looks weird typed out like that
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Also, this guy agrees with me on the lack of effort in hiding the pregnancies:
[www.cliqueclack.com]
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get an painful handjob from Carmen Electra
or
get a great handjob from Elijah Wood?
Sorry ladies.
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What is the scuttlebutt this evening?
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I would have to re-watch Fight Club, since I have only seen it 2 or 3 times with none of them being recently, to grasp that.
When it comes to Fincher, I am way more into Se7en and Zodiac.
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Uma Thurman, Julia Roberts, Cameron Diaz.
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"Because I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass!"
"Because you can't peanut butter your dick into a four year old's mouth!"
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@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Oh, that's perfect.
@StevePerryPsychOut: But why else would Lily be so offended that she'd disappear for "four weeks" (you know, other than Alyson Hannigan was so pregnant, they needed to write her out of the episode somehow)?
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Also, regarding pregnant women on that show, I could barely stand the ways they were trying to hide Cobie Smulders' pregnancy. Those pajamas and blouses weren't covering anything. I almost wish they'd written her pregnancy into the story.
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/kind of annoyed you pointed it out; more annoyed I didn't notice it first
I tend to think that they're just giving up now with the hiding, and just going with the meta-humor/expecting us not to notice or something.
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That was supposed to be Fizzlepop but I think Fizzlepoop is better.
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Nice offices - remind me lots of the SF office, actually. Also, the conference center is kinda on the pimped out side.
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That leads us to this question: are Will and AJ the same person?
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Of course, he's a zombiecommenterman, so he just resurrects and starts the cycle all over again.
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Excluding the cookie sheet video - that was just fancy camera work.
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So is Deadspin really just Project Mayhem?
IS WILL GOING TO SHOOT HIMSELF?!
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duh.
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AJ Daulerio is Will Leitch who is Rob Iracane who is Jesus?
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While we're here, I've seen the movie countless times and read the book but I've always missed the significance of his eyes being open when he shoots himself. Is there some earlier reference to it in the movie/book that explains how it kills Tyler but not him? Can any of you help me out here?
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Good to know that's not the case.
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That said, I thought the idea was just that he wasn't "blinding himself" to his other side by closing his eyes anymore. Durden was the manifestation of his repressed, unconscious self, which he faced head-on by having his eyes open when he shot himself.
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I would like some sort of validation.
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I guess the K-Gun finally found some ammo.
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I think Barca's saving their best, and I don't think anyone's stopping them.
/Ok that feels a bit better.
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Hmmm...perhaps now is a good time to let you know that the name can be a bit misleading. How do I put this? I'm a dude.
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Speaking of music, I've been listening to Navy Blues by Sloan tonight for the first time in ages. This album is fucking incredible. Has to have one of the greatest opening few tracks of any rock record in the past 10 years.
Although by now, it's probably more than 10 years old.