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    Image of Milbury, Rolling the Dice Milbury, Rolling the Dice
    06/25/09

    In reply to There Are So Many Ways To Make Your Leg Turn Purple
    I'll be honest, I really don't know the size of your average horseshoe.


    Am I alone?

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/25/09

    In reply to There Are So Many Ways To Make Your Leg Turn Purple
    Before I read the article I assumed the bottom picture was of Mike Utley's hand.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/25/09

    In reply to There Are So Many Ways To Make Your Leg Turn Purple
    Man I have to submit the picture of this bruise but I really need something in the picture for size comparisonke. Shit where did I put my horse shoe? Oh right it's on my desk next to the tape measure.


    /a horse shoe?
    //really?

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/25/09

    @Dany Heatley Speedwagon:


    comparisonke


    /really?

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/25/09

    In reply to There Are So Many Ways To Make Your Leg Turn Purple
    Softball Failures: Darwinism at play!
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/25/09

    In reply to There Are So Many Ways To Make Your Leg Turn Purple
    Little did he know though he received a 3rd degree hamstring as well


    I'm confused? The catch was so good he was given a hamstring? Also what do a 1st and 2nd degree hamstring look like?

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/25/09

    In reply to There Are So Many Ways To Make Your Leg Turn Purple
    When I see a picture of somebody with a horseshoe on their ass, I want them dressed as a Russian Empress.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/25/09

    In reply to There Are So Many Ways To Make Your Leg Turn Purple
    Every week I can scan this feature, looking for a bruise in the shape of Jesus, as a divine sign from on high that his return is imminent.


    Nothing yet.

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    Image of William Sapphire and Tonic William Sapphire and Tonic
    06/25/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Adjust your focal point to about three feet beyond the bruise.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/25/09

    @One Sack, Two Sack:


    Gasp! He is risen!


    /kneels

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    06/25/09

    In reply to There Are So Many Ways To Make Your Leg Turn Purple
    didn't even slid to render his leg into the likeness of ground hamburger


    Looks like Younghoon Choi is brushing up on American sports before the big interview.

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    Image of StanGable StanGable
    06/25/09

    In reply to There Are So Many Ways To Make Your Leg Turn Purple
    "This MacGyver shit is supposed to maintain traction (whatever that is)"


    Apparently Dr Detroit did the surgery

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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    06/25/09

    @StanGable: Or Dr. Spaceman.
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    Image of Secret Identity Secret Identity
    06/02/09

    In reply to Pretty Girls Make Easy Targets
    T-minus very few minutes until new Pearl Jam songs.
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    Image of Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!
    06/01/09

    In reply to Pretty Girls Make Easy Targets
    Anyone can shoot their load into an open eye, but it takes the skilled penis marksman to deposit their man-chowder into a stitched-up swollen-shut eye.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/01/09

    In reply to Pretty Girls Make Easy Targets
    damn, Brett Myers has only been on the DL for like 3 days
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    06/01/09

    In reply to Pretty Girls Make Easy Targets
    Shhh. If we all stay still for a moment, I'm pretty sure we can hear Brandon Marshall masturbating.
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    Image of amosbanks amosbanks
    06/01/09

    In reply to Pretty Girls Make Easy Targets
    Girl #1's boyfriend should've "glued" her other eye shut just for fun.
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    Image of FAILBOT FAILBOT
    06/01/09

    @amosbanks: ERROR!


    FAIL!

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/01/09

    In reply to Pretty Girls Make Easy Targets
    "It was my second time around the bases"


    Today's edition of Take it out of context has been sponsored by Levitra.

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