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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    10/13/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Umpires?
    If this keeps up, we'll have to talk to Honda about building RoboUmps.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    10/12/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Umpires?
    No umpire has influenced a postseason series like Zombie Eric Gregg did when he ate Cliff Floyd's brain during Game 1 of the '06 NLCS.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10/12/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Umpires?
    What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Umpires?

    Fragile? So all umps are Italians, huh?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/12/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Umpires?
    That was a doozie by Cuzzi.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    10/12/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Just because it's Columbus Day and you have to work doesn't mean you're allowed to make lazy jokes.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/12/09

    @DirkToberFest: You're right. I should have gone with, "Phil Cuzzi? Must have been his olive oil voice and guinea charm."
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    10/12/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Craggs should maintain a list of all the times you use that joke and write a post about it. It'll be like the Mark Sanchez "poise" pieces except, unlike Sanchez, you're a Bills fan and don't have sex with a plethora of gorgeous women on a semi-daily basis.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/12/09

    @DirkToberFest: In lieu of poise, I do have a dangerously high body mass index.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    10/12/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Umpires?
    Since when was Papelbon in the Scatman Crothers episode of Scooby Doo?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/12/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: +1. I was going to go with "I think Eddie George is turning into Scatman Crothers."
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10/12/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Umpires?
    It requires almost no physical effort and there are very few "judgment" calls that require interpret some vague rule during split second action.

    Just like jerking off in the middle of a Victoria's Secret store. So I've heard.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/12/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Umpires?
    What's that white line for?

    For Kelsey Grammer to make the funny time!
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    10/12/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Umpires?
    Then you'll see some REALLY bad calls.

    They never should have done away with 10-10-321.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/12/09

    @DirkToberFest: +*69
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    10/12/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Umpires?
    "Nothing But Complaints [WEEI]"

    That's a pretty apt description of what WEEI is like everyday
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    08/22/09

    In reply to A's Pitcher Is Latest Member Of The Sadness Brigade
    The treatment is "not playing for the A's."

    Ouch, Dash. Ouch.

    As an A's (and Tigers) fan, I can only blame myself.
     Reply
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    08/10/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Little League Baseball Players?
    WTF does James Andrews know, Dash? He works in Birmingham, Alabama.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    08/10/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Little League Baseball Players?
    His dad and his coach thought they were looking out for him
    "Christ, Billy, I didn't get a blowjob until junior year of college, and she must've been 250, if she was a pound. Being a stud at these precious years is irreplaceable! What I wouldn't have given!"
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    08/10/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Little League Baseball Players?
    Too much pr0n on the intertubes. Pitchers should be jerking it with their non pitching arms.
     Reply
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    08/10/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Little League Baseball Players?
    Meanwhile, Dr. Principal Rooney is not complaining about all the teenagers he has seen for his new Tommy Lee surgery.
     Reply
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    08/10/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Little League Baseball Players?
    Just be glad modern medicine has created this "Tommy John Surgery". The Czars used to slaughter orphans, to satisfy their hunger for the ligaments of boys.
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