Hop On Back Of The Bobby Petrino Apology Tour, Which Begins Today

It's been just under four months since Arkansas fired Bobby Petrino for hiring his young girlfriend to an athletics department position, paying her extra under the table, and lying about it. Four months is barely enough time to break in a new hairstyle, but, naturally, Petrino has found the time to search his soul,… »8/09/12 2:15pm8/09/12 2:15pm


What Is On The Syllabus for Florida State's Class On How Not To End Up Like Bobby Petrino?

It's an important class for college students these days, so thank goodness for Dr. Jason Pappas. The course is named "Issues in Sports Management," or perhaps more accurately "How To Avoid Crashing Your Motorcycle While Joyriding With A Younger Female Employee Who Is Not Your Wife." Its course code SPM 5930. »7/08/12 5:00pm7/08/12 5:00pm

For Sale: Bobby Petrino's Wrecked Motorcycle, Needs Some Repair

If you're into making investments you have no chance of recouping, have I got a deal for you. Bobby Petrino's 2007 Harley Davidson, the same one the former Arkansas football coach allegedly crashed while riding with ex-university employee Jessica Dorrell, is up for auction at Copart.com, and while the five-year-old… »5/09/12 11:55am5/09/12 11:55am

"I Always Told Her I Would Take Her For A Ride": Notes From Bobby Petrino's Meeting With Arkansas Before They Fired Him

"I am still looking for ways you can remain our coach," Arkansas athletic director Jeff Long wrote in his prepared notes before a meeting with Bobby Petrino. It was April 8, and the university would fire Petrino with cause two days later. "Help me understand why this [sic] are not violations of your contract." »4/20/12 5:30pm4/20/12 5:30pm

Bobby Petrino Claimed He Started Seeing Jessica Dorrell In October, Ended Things In February

On April 10, the day Arkansas fired Bobby Petrino, the outgoing coach sat down with athletic director Jeff Long. Petrino gave Long some details of his relationship with Jessica Dorrell, and Long's handwritten notes were included in a personnel file released by the university today. »4/19/12 7:00pm4/19/12 7:00pm

Jessica Dorrell Has Resigned, Will Receive $14K From University

Jessica Dorrell, the motorcycle seatmate and texting buddy of former Arkansas football coach Bobby Petrino, has resigned her position as the team's student-athlete development coordinator. Dorrell was hired over by Petrino over 158 other applicants at an annual salary of nearly $59,000. University officials placed… »4/17/12 9:45pm4/17/12 9:45pm

Alison Melder, Through Lawyer, Denies Affair With Bobby Petrino

Alison Melder, the Arkansas Young Republican and former model who spent at least two months heavily corresponding with Bobby Petrino, has gone underground since we identified her from Petrino's phone records last week. She's emerged, and she's got representation. An email from Jeff Hagood, of Hagood, Tarpy & Cox in… »4/16/12 3:30pm4/16/12 3:30pm

Over Two-Month Period, Bobby Petrino Exchanged 200 Messages With Former "Miss Motorcycle Mania" Bikini Model

The process of parsing Bobby Petrino's phone records continues, and another interesting number has popped up on our radar. In fits and starts, Petrino exchanged nearly two hundred text and picture messages with a Little Rock cell phone registered to one Alison Melder, whose LinkedIn profile lists her as a senate… »4/12/12 1:00pm4/12/12 1:00pm

Two Blonde Blow-Up Dolls Got Motorcycle Rides On The Arkansas Campus Today

And this photo of them was spotted by a reader named Trey. This much is known: The two outlaws driving certainly weren't Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper. So was this a protest against the university's decision to fire Bobby Petrino? An attempted re-enactment of the infamous accident scene? A double date? Guess we'll… »4/11/12 5:10pm4/11/12 5:10pm

Arkansas AD Jeff Long Nearly Brought To Tears While Reading Moving Statement About Petrino's Firing

Here's the tail end of Arkansas Razorbacks athletic director Jeff Long's opening statement to his presser on the firing of head football coach Bobby Petrino. It was one of several times in his statement he was nearly brought to tears and had to stop to collect himself, which is understandable given the weight of the… »4/10/12 8:57pm4/10/12 8:57pm

Science: Sun And Wind Probably Did Not Cause Bobby Petrino's Motorcycle Crash

There are only two people who know what caused Bobby Petrino's cherry red Harley-Davidson Road King to skid off the highway earlier this month: Bobby Petrino and Jessica Dorrell. In the police report, Dorrell told officers "she did not know what caused this accident." Petrino's statement indicated that "because of sun… »4/10/12 5:25pm4/10/12 5:25pm

Arkansas Students Held A Pro-Bobby Petrino Rally And Made Some Amazing Signs

"Team Save Coach Petrino" has more than 21,000 followers on Facebook, but just 200 devoted souls showed up to a pro-Petrino rally at The Gardens on Arkansas's campus last night. The fans are urging UA athletic director Jeff Long not to punish Bobby Petrino for his part in a motorcycle crash—and the subsequent cover-up… »4/10/12 11:35am4/10/12 11:35am

Bobby Petrino Kept Jessica Dorrell A Secret As Long As Possible: More Crash Details Emerge

From the beginning, Bobby Petrino's motorcycle accident raised questions beyond the comely blonde involved. From the point of view of the Arkansas State Police, they needed to quickly clear up the matter of Captain Lance King, an off-duty officer who transported Petrino—but not Dorrell—to the hospital. »4/09/12 7:15pm4/09/12 7:15pm

Bobby Petrino Investigation To Continue Through Weekend, Jessica Dorrell "In Safe Mode"

The Associated Press tracked down Arkansas athletic director Jeff Long today and he intimated the investigation into Bobby Petrino continues and will likely last through Easter Sunday. Long is said to be "examining a variety of issues surrounding Petrino's motorcycle accident last weekend." Obviously, this is code… »4/07/12 8:02pm4/07/12 8:02pm

Amateur Motorcyclist, World Class Adulterer And Asshole: Bobby Petrino's Greatest Hits

Bobby Petrino is no stranger to the thrill of flirting. His dalliance with Jessica Dorrell and their ill-fated motorcycle jaunt is only the latest in a just another notch in the belt-filled career. He's bounced from program to program and coached college kids and professionals, never staying more than a couple years… »4/07/12 10:30am4/07/12 10:30am