Pablo Sandoval Remains Pablo-Sandoval-Shaped

This photo comes from's Steve Silva, and shows new Red Sox third baseman (signed through 2019) Pablo Sandoval on his first day in camp. OK, so maybe he's a little robusto. He just got $100 million guaranteed. That's not really his problem anymore. » 2/17/15 3:15pm 2/17/15 3:15pm

Reports: Red Sox To Sign Hanley Ramirez And Pablo Sandoval

It appears the Red Sox will not content themselves with just one premier free agent signing; credible reports have Boston inking both Hanley Ramirez and Pablo Sandoval to five-year deals, to be finalized as early as today. » 11/24/14 8:40am 11/24/14 8:40am

Pablo Sandoval Foul Ball Smashes Reporter's Laptop's Reds reporter Mark Sheldon had the first version of his game story all written up and ready to file, but he wanted to wait until the third out of the top of the eighth. With two outs, Pablo Sandoval fouled a ball into the Cincinnati press box, smashing the shit out of Sheldon's computer. » 6/04/14 11:26am 6/04/14 11:26am

Pablo Sandoval Proves That He Really Will Swing At Anything

It's impossible not to be charmed by Pablo Sandoval's free-swinging ways, and that's why this botched hit-and-run swing from yesterday's game against the Pirates is a cause for celebration rather than ridicule. » 5/07/14 3:17pm 5/07/14 3:17pm

Can Batkid Run The Bases Faster Than Pablo Sandoval?

Part of the San Francisco Batkid's reward for saving Giants mascot Lou Seal was a chance to run the bases at AT&T Park. We wondered if the leukemia patient might be able to round them faster than corpulent Giants third baseman Pablo Sandoval, so we matched them up side-by-side to see who could reach home faster. » 11/15/13 5:44pm 11/15/13 5:44pm

Munenori Kawasaki's Mind Is Just Totally Blown By Pablo Sandoval's Tats

Enjoy this photo. It's not often that you get to see someone over the age of seven have their world turned upside down by something the rest of us find mundane. » 5/15/13 7:13pm 5/15/13 7:13pm

Pedro Sandoval, Abstract Neo-Expressionist Painter, Has A World Series…

Rough typo for MSNBC, which mixes up the first names of two prominent Venezuelan "Sandovals" in a totally not-racist way. The error, unfortunately, extends to MSNBC's website in their Game 3 writeup: » 10/30/12 1:23pm 10/30/12 1:23pm

Dale Murphy Saw Pablo Sandoval's Homers Last Night And Wished He Had…

The pudgy Pablo Sandoval spanked lean, mean Justin Verlander during Game 1 of the World Series last night. Fat Ichiro—that's one of his nicknames—hit three home runs. This was improbable. Sandoval hit only 12 all season. Verlander allowed only 19 all year. But Fat Ichiro can do that to you. » 10/25/12 12:35pm 10/25/12 12:35pm

The Hilarious Greatness Of Pablo Sandoval, As Glimpsed In Three Swings…

A 95 mph chest-high fastball. Another 95 mph fastball, this one at the knees on the outside corner of the plate. A tumbling breaking ball headed for the dirt. These are the three pitches that Pablo Sandoval hit out of the park last night. It's very likely that no other player in baseball would've hit those pitches out… » 10/25/12 1:27am 10/25/12 1:27am

Pablo Sandoval And The Giants Rocked Detroit For A Shocking Game 1 Win

There were many predictions being tossed around in the minutes before Game 1's first pitch, but what most folks generally agreed upon was that Tigers ace Justin Verlander would have little-to-no problem with this Giants lineup. By the same token, there was no chance (right?) that Barry Zito, who pitched a $100… » 10/24/12 11:35pm 10/24/12 11:35pm

Pablo Sandoval Smashed Three Home Runs In His First Three World Series…

The only men to ever hit three home runs in a single World Series game? Babe Ruth, Reggie Jackson, Albert Pujols ... and now Pablo Sandoval. The San Francisco Giants are now up 6-0 in the fifth inning of Game 1, having already knocked out Justin Verlander. And it's only the second three-HR game ever in AT&T Park… » 10/24/12 10:05pm 10/24/12 10:05pm

Brandon Crawford And Pablo Sandoval Team Up For The Year's Most…

On the one hand, this play doesn't happen if Pablo Sandoval doesn't completely overrun what could've been a routine flyout along the third-base side. On the other hand, Sandoval did have the agility to flip the ball up with his glove. Also, we now know Brandon Crawford's reaction time is better than that of an IBM… » 8/28/12 9:25pm 8/28/12 9:25pm

Pablo Sandoval Under Investigation For Alleged Sexual Assault

Rehab was going pretty well for San Francisco's third baseman, Pablo Sandoval, until sometime mid-afternoon Friday: working out and rehabbing on his own, enjoying a break from the daily grind of Major League Baseball, getting a little "consensual, personal relationship of a sexual nature" action. » 6/03/12 11:25am 6/03/12 11:25am

Pablo Sandoval Pies CSN Bay Area's Jaymee Sire In The Face

The Giants beat Bay Area rival Oakland yesterday 4-0 and after the game CSN Bay Area's Jaymee Sire was in the clubhouse asking questions and rolling tape. Pablo Sandoval was lurking, however and while poor Jaymee was wise to his plan to get Pagan, she learned the hard way that the Panda is an agile and shifty creature. » 5/20/12 1:30pm 5/20/12 1:30pm

Pablo Sandoval Celebrated Exactly How You'd Think

With a trip to family-style Italian chain restaurant Buca di Beppo and a Colossal Brownie Sundae ("ideal for up to 6"). He promises to be in shape for Spring Training. Heard that before. [Inside Scoop SF] » 11/04/10 1:40pm 11/04/10 1:40pm

Pablo Sandoval, Noted Fatass, To Speak To Children About Heart Health

Thanks, PR person from the American Heart Association, for letting us know about the 250-plus lb. Sandoval telling children how to eat right and keep their hearts healthy. What, was George Steinbrenner not available? » 7/13/10 1:30pm 7/13/10 1:30pm

Pablo The Panda And The Worst Souvenir Ever

I want you, for a moment, to picture Pablo Sandoval's crotch. Now imagine getting smacked in the face with something that spends all day down there. » 4/19/10 11:30pm 4/19/10 11:30pm

What Does The NFL Shop Know That We Don't?

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 8/13/09 6:30am 8/13/09 6:30am