Pacman Jones acquitted: A judge in Hamilton County, Ohio, found the Bengals cornerback not guilty of misdemeanor assault. Jones had been accused of hitting a woman outside a Cincinnati bar back in June. The judge determined Jones had reacted after the woman came at him with a beer bottle. [PFT] » 10/08/13 5:34pm 10/08/13 5:34pm

"Pacman" Jones Goes On ESPN To Explain Arrest, Says "Hoe" And "Fuck"

Adam 'Pacman' Jones is making the media tours to clear his name after a recent arrest that found him striking a woman he claims attacked him with a bottle. It might be smart for Jones to not say things like "Hoe, where in the fuck did you come from?" on live ESPN Radio, but that's exactly what he did tonight. » 6/19/13 9:04pm 6/19/13 9:04pm

Here Is Video Of The Latest Pacman Jones Incident

ESPN radio in Cincinnati got hold of the security footage that shows Bengals cornerback Pacman Jones hitting a woman after the woman first came toward him with what looks like a bottle. The altercation, which happened last week outside a Cincinnati bar, begins around the 1-minute mark of the video below. » 6/10/13 4:49pm 6/10/13 4:49pm

Pacman Jones Tweets News Of His Latest Arrest—For Hitting A Woman

Has it really been a year-and-a-half since Pacman Jones was last sentenced by a judge for something or other? It's been so long that Pacman no longer wants to be called Pacman, never mind that Pacman is still the name that's on Pacman's Twitter handle. But look! Pacman's Twitter has news of an arrest about the player… » 6/10/13 2:29pm 6/10/13 2:29pm

Jury Awards Victims $11 Million in Pacman Jones Case

Welp, it looks like Adam Jones can amend his Scared Straight syllabus. A jury has awarded the victims in that Las Vegas shooting case $11 million in damages. Predictably, the opposing attorneys each have a different take. » 6/16/12 11:37am 6/16/12 11:37am

The NFL Asks Pacman Jones To Scare This Year's Rookies Straight

I guess being a 147-time offender in the NFL actually does have its perks. Adam Pac-Man Jones told the Cincinnati media that Commissioner Roger Goodell has called on him to speak to this year's group of incoming rookies on how they can avoid screwing up whatever promising career they hold in front of them. We're not… » 6/13/12 8:50pm 6/13/12 8:50pm

It's Been Almost A Year Since His Last Sentence, So Pacman Jones…

It's not like Pacman Jones is a real symbol of oppression in America. He's made several million dollars in his career to play cornerback in the NFL, and not all that well. (To wit.) » 1/18/12 2:15pm 1/18/12 2:15pm

So Long Ochocinco, And Thanks For The Sombrero

While Chad Ochocinco was thanking God for sending him to New England (or more likely just getting him out of Cincinnati), his now ex-teammate Pacman Jones was helping himself to the contents of Ochocinco's locker. That included modeling the sombrero Chad once pulled out on the field and offering up an action figure… » 7/28/11 7:25pm 7/28/11 7:25pm

Pacman Jones Gives Someone Career Advice

Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: He's just "Adam" now, and he's on the Bengals, remember? Also, he loves the Heat. » 6/09/11 5:30pm 6/09/11 5:30pm

Pacman Jones Wears A Neck Brace To Court, Has His "Life In Order," Gets…

Your morning roundup for Feb. 25, the day you can feel safer because the Army may have used mind-control ops to persuade U.S. Senators to throw more war-bucks and war-flesh their way. » 2/25/11 9:00am 2/25/11 9:00am

When Radio Folks Forget About The TV Simulcast

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 10/12/10 9:20am 10/12/10 9:20am

Why Is Someone Who's Purportedly Pacman Jones In Handcuffs Again?…

According to cincinnati.247.sports, "the car [Pacman Jones] was driving was forced off the road and onto the sidewalk by another car. As a result Jones apparently hit a pedestrian. » 10/10/10 7:30pm 10/10/10 7:30pm

Because Winning And Staying Out Of Jail Were Getting Boring In Cincy

Troubled receiver Matt Jones will join the Troubled Bengals, who are also working out troubled corner Pacman Jones. And of course, T.O. rumors persist. Someone tell Mike Brown that "Hard Knocks" won't put the same team on twice. [Cincinnati Enquirer] » 2/12/10 12:35pm 2/12/10 12:35pm

Winnipeg's Forecast Just Got A Lot Less Rainy

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day » 9/03/09 6:30am 9/03/09 6:30am

Winnipeg Stockpiling Malcontents

Charles Rogers, the original Matt Millen WR bust, will be joining Pac Man in Winnipeg. Since his 2005 release, Rogers has been battling drug addition to return to football. He reportedly still owes the Lions $8.5 Million[PFT] » 9/02/09 11:15am 9/02/09 11:15am

Adam Jones Heads To Great White North

The Pack-Man, as I will always know him, signed a one-year deal with the Winnipeg Blue Bombers of the CFL. I wonder if NAFTA covers importation of strip club labor. [Canadian Press] » 9/01/09 10:40am 9/01/09 10:40am