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Take A Tour Of Pacman's Crib


Now that he's headed for the bright, shining silver star of Dallas, Adam "Pacman" Jones no longer needs his digs in Tennesse. For just $1.8 million, you can move into 4282 N Chapel Rd in Franklin, and call this spacious, stripper-friendly abode your own. More »

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Welcome Back, Pacman; We Await The Rain You Shall Make

So, now that Pacman Jones has joined the Dallas Cowboys, we ask: How will he deal with the changing rules for Dallas-area strip clubs? More »

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It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

Ed Werder just called from the ESPN Mort phone into Sports Center and said that the Cowboys have worked out a deal to bring Adam "Pacman" Jones to Big D. The Titans have agreed "in principle" to a trade, so we're assuming that means that the components of the deal have yet to be finalized. More »

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Pac Man Jones Played By Bad Party Planners

We reported earlier that the attached poster involved a party that Pac Man Jones was hosting. This was not, in fact, true. The club itself has even apologized, in an email to Pro Football Talk: More »

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Hockey Beefcake As Bad As You Feared

  • A gallery of hockey hunks for, uh, the ladies. [Orland Kurtenblog]
  • Will Demps' game is strong, girl. [Fanhouse]
  • Kevin Johnson will take the Schwarzenegger approach to campaigning. [The Sports Hernia]
  • Pacman Jones jokes about owning stripper pole. That's a-paddlin'. [SportsbyBrooks]
  • Coach K responds to flopping accusations. [Tar Heel Mania]
  • Think you can beat one of the Phoenix Coyotes in Tekken? Now's your chance. [Melt Your Face Off]
  • A reminder of better days for Kentucky could be yours. [FanIQ]
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    Prepare Thyself For ... Pac Man Jones Strip Club News

    OK, now we hope you are sitting down. Take a drink of water. Relax. Deep breaths. OK. Are you ready? Are you really ready? Because you're gonna need some time to digest this one: Pac Man Jones is in trouble with the law again. More »

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    SHOTY Final Four: Kige Ramsey Vs. Pac Man Jones


    This is it, folks: We're at the Final Four. Look out: There's Billy Packer! Bah! Grrr! More »

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    SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury


    As we eye that looming upset, we look at our final Elite Eight matchup. More »

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    SHOTY First Round: Pac Man Jones Vs. Norby!


    Every single SHOTY first-round matchup has been a blowout. We are not sure this will be any different; the Deadspin Planet is of one mind these days. More »

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    Deadspin HOF Nominee: Pac Man Jones

    It is easy to forget, in this new day of Ron Mexico and dogfighting, that Pac Man Jones was once the poster boy for All That Is Wrong With Humanity. It seems so silly now, doesn't it? Man, the guy just wants to rassle professionally. Is that so wrong? More »

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    Pacman's Job For The Next Year

    You're Pacman Jones. You can't play in the NFL for a year because "The Man" has suspended you. You can't participate in TNA Wrestling because your former team served you with a restraining order pretty much preventing you from doing anything that would cause a scratch on your finger. What is a boy to do with all this free time on his hands? That's right: Make a rap album. More »

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    Titans To Pacman: You Shant Pretend Wrestle

    When we last left our intrepid yet suspended NFL hero, which was yesterday, we were speculating the possibility of wrestlers exacting revenge on Pacman Jones for what one of Jones' lackeys did to a strip club bouncer-slash-wrestling hopeful. So either the Tennessee Titans are afraid something might happen to him during these rasslin' matches, or they just don't want Jones to earn any sort of paycheck this year. More »

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    Pac Man Jones Finds A League That Wants Him

    It is a relief to know that, while he's serving his full-season suspension from the NFL this season — for, we repeat, charges he's yet to actually be arrested for — Pac Man Jones will be keeping himself busy. More »

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    Pacman Jones Murders Pacman Jones' Dreadlocks

    It always seems like the hair is the first casualty in the cleansing of one's image. Pacman Jones, seen there to your right, has not only washed the stripper glitter off of his face, but he's shorn his traditional dreadlocks. His agent says he was going for a more clean-cut, less dangerous image ... sort of like Chris Henry. Or maybe he just didn't want to have long hair when he goes into the joint. That could excite certain inmates. More »

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    Your Complete Guide To All NFL Player Arrests

    Tomorrow, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell will hear the appeal of Pacman Jones, who wants to have his yearlong suspension reduced. As part of his appeal, the law firm of Greenberg Taurig has compiled a 28-page document stating his case — as originally published on The Tennessean's Web site — and it is a doozy, to say the least. More »

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    Pac Man Would Like His Job Again Please

    For all the big apology full-page newspaper ads he has placed, Pac Man Jones isn't quite ready to give up the ghost just yet: He's appealing his year-long suspension to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. More »

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    Pacman, Mario Both Deeply Apologize, Sort Of

    It's a morning of apologies around the world of the NFL. First off, our main man Pac Man Jones took out a full page ad in The Tennessean saying, you know, sorry about that whole suspension thing. More »

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    At Least He Wouldn't Let Chris Henry Drive Drunk

    Here's a nifty little cartoon to help you kill a little time this afternoon. More »