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Page 3 Officially Bites The Dust
It is a sad, sad day here at Deadspin world headquarters; without even the courtesy of a press release or a proper burial, it appears ESPN.com has finally shut the doors on its ill-advised "Page 3" section....
When Bronson Arroyo's Rock Isn't Hard Enough
MTV channels its inner Page 3 today, looking at the worst music offerings from professional athletes. (We're going to assume "ESPN Hollywood" has done this story about six times.)...
ESPN's Page 3 Clings Desperately To Life
The handsome man pictured here is Jim Morgenthaler, an employee of ESPN and the "Draft Day Commissioner" of ESPN's Fantasy Game Night. Handsome fellow, we know. Why do we bring him up? Because he's currently the centerpiece of ESPN.com's Page 3, proof that the oft-forgotten page is still alive and...
Page 3: What More Can One Say?
We don't mean to be mean. We really don't. But to pull a Tom Joad for a moment, as long as Page 3 keeps publishing stories and delaying its inevitable death, dammit, we'll be there....
Page 3: Not Much Time Left Now
The impending death of Page 3 is not something from which we take much enjoyment. The closings of sites tend to make people lose their jobs, and even though the full-time staff at Page 3 is, at tops, one (and that's probably being optimistic). But still: The death bell be just about to be rung-ded...
Page 3 Wakes Up And Publishes — Barely
Well, it's Friday, so that must mean it's time for Page 3's editors to remember that they're, in fact, editors and update their "page." To show they mean business, they actually post two stories today. (We know!)...
Page 3 Continues To Bring You The News
Today's fun Page 3 Statistical Breakdown:...
Page 3: They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
Honestly. Could someone please put ESPN's Page 3 out of its misery?...
Page 3 Vital Sign Check
Number of Page 3 stories in the last seven days: Three. Number of days since front-page photo has changed: Three. Date for the end of Dell content advertisement that is Page 3's Top (And Only) Ad: Yesterday....
Page 3 Brain Cell Destroyer Of The Day
Page 3 continues its slow, underfunded, rotting flop toward death they have to be averaging like three stories a week with an interview with Jon Bon Jovi. The dramatically maned one talks about ownership of AFL's Philadelphia Soul (his co-owner is Ron Jaworski!), his gripping performance in NBC's...
Page 3 Cell Destroyer Of The Day
In its neverending pursuit of Finding The Way Athletes REALLY are, ESPN's Page 3 asks C-List sports stars what their favorite television shows were. (Mercifully, none of them said "Teammates." We might have had to kill someone.) It's news you can use, people. Red Sox lefthander Mike Myers loved "M*A...