Mitt Romney Will Do Anything To Secure The Chicago Cubs Vote

The caption info tells me GOP presidential hopeful Mitt Romney was in Chicago today for a couple of fundraisers, including one at Harry Caray's Italian Steakhouse and Bar. But this photo is too excellent for any rational explanations. We won't have them, dammit. » 8/07/12 10:40pm 8/07/12 10:40pm

Lifelong Yankees Fan Tim Tebow Will Rename His Dog "Bronx"

Tim Tebow's dog used to be named Bronco. In fact, that's been his name for the past year and a half, since Tebow got him. But now Tebow plays for the New York Jets, so his name is going to be changed to "Bronx," for reasons that aren't yet entirely clear. Is it football season yet? » 5/10/12 2:10pm 5/10/12 2:10pm

"Hotel Prostitutes" Get Mexican Soccer Players Sent Home From Copa…

The Copa America is about to start, but eight players on the Mexican side are in big trouble. Seems they had a little place in their Quito hotel where they were running some Ecuadorian whores in and out, trying to be responsible. Then, laptops and iPads turned up missing. They got criticized for that, especially… » 6/29/11 11:15pm 6/29/11 11:15pm