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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    08/17/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Carolina Panthers
    Former WCW superstar Bill Goldberg was the first player ever cut by the Panthers. How dare you, Carolina. This man started his wrestling career 108-0.

    But 63 of those wins were against Jerry Flynn and Glacier.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    08/17/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Carolina Panthers
    Yeah, Jake Delhomme really does suck. There hasn't been a more washed-up Louisianan since.... since.... I'm stumped.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/17/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Carolina Panthers
    a flaming shitwreck so profound in its ineptness that a mere nine-month break will do little to wash away its searing memory

    "And that's the story of the night you were conceived, Prince."

    -Deborah Jean Rowe
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    08/17/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Carolina Panthers
    flaming shitwreck

    My search for a fantasy team name ends today.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/04/09

    In reply to Muhsin Muhammad's House For Sale On eBay
    Jesus, the shipping and handling charge for that must be outrageous.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/04/09

    In reply to Muhsin Muhammad's House For Sale On eBay
    "You know, the Muslims. We're gonna keep out all the Muslims."


    "SIR! You are talking to a Muslim!"


    *crotch punch*

     Reply
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/04/09

    In reply to Muhsin Muhammad's House For Sale On eBay
    Give me $2,000 and that British dude from Designed to Sell and we'll move that sucker in a week.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/04/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Yeah, a few strategically placed mirrors to make the rooms look bigger, some fresh cookies in the oven, and reduce some clutter, and I'm sure someone will want to pay almost $2 million for a McMansion in fucking Charlotte NC.
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    Image of lecoqsportif lecoqsportif
    03/04/09

    In reply to Muhsin Muhammad's House For Sale On eBay
    Q: what do you do with a 2200 gallon salt water aquarium?

    A: Drown a housecat in there and then sell it as an original Damien Hirst for $2.2M
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    03/04/09

    @lecoqsportif: Nice.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/04/09

    @David Hume: Karen Finley just called dibs on the septic tank.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/04/09

    In reply to Muhsin Muhammad's House For Sale On eBay
    Looks like a nice house, but no thanks. I'm working on a deal that will make me a part-owner of a timeshare in Mecca.
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    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    01/13/09

    In reply to Jake Delhomme Knows Exactly What Happened To Him
    No wonder he dropped the ball - did you see what was stuck to it?
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    01/13/09

    In reply to Jake Delhomme Knows Exactly What Happened To Him
    Dave Wannstedt once tried a Panther Swipe but ending up punching himself in the face. He then took a timeout and called the same play again but couldn't get the snap off in time.
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    Image of KOGOD KOGOD
    01/13/09

    In reply to Jake Delhomme Knows Exactly What Happened To Him
    PANTHER SWIPE!

    [images.icanhascheezburger.com]
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    Image of Matt_T Matt_T
    01/13/09

    In reply to Jake Delhomme Knows Exactly What Happened To Him
    Quit trying to make fetch happen, Gretchen.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/13/09

    In reply to Jake Delhomme Knows Exactly What Happened To Him
    Can we turn this into a dance craze that will sweep the nation?
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    Image of MorelOrelHershiser MorelOrelHershiser
    01/13/09

    In reply to Jake Delhomme Knows Exactly What Happened To Him
    The ol' "Thumb hook in the top of the pants" move, a classic by high school seniors nationwide.
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    Image of tater tater
    01/13/09

    @MorelOrelHershiser:

    Or go full hand, which is a classic Al Bundy move.
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