Nude High School Cheerleaders Now Less Nude, Sue School

It's a good thing they didn't have cell phones when I was in high school; I'd still be there trying to graduate. You may have heard of the Bothell, WA high school cheerleaders who took naked cell phone pictures of themselves and then "accidentally" sent them to the entire school. Well, their parents are now suing the… »12/08/08 3:00pm12/08/08 3:00pm

If This Is A Fling At Racial Profiling, They're Doing It Wrong

Community leaders are in an uproar over the situation at Danville (Ill.) High School, where the basketball coach, they say, used racial profiling when he cut eight members of the varsity team recently. Here's where they lost me, however: It's an all-black team. Racial profiling attempt in Danville, Illinois: FAIL.… »11/26/08 6:01pm11/26/08 6:01pm

A Perfectly Reasonable Way To Solve A Dispute At A Youth Soccer Game

Just what's the point of having a concealed weapons permit if you can't pull your handgun on your child's soccer coach in a dispute over playing time? That's what 25-year-old Tye Burke of Lubbock, Texas is wondering today following the Saturday incident. Well, actually it was the female coach's husband on which Burke… »10/21/08 2:00pm10/21/08 2:00pm

Mound Visits By Dusty Baker Are Somewhat Unnerving To Nine-Year-Olds

What I learned this weekend: Dusty Baker can mismanage a pitching staff even if it consists of 9- and 10-year-olds. OK, in his defense, his team was enjoying a 25-3 lead when Baker inserted his son, Darren, in relief in the fourth inning on Saturday. Darren proceeded to pour gasoline on the fire by allowing four runs,… »10/13/08 9:30am10/13/08 9:30am

Baby Sees First Brewers' Playoff Game, Cries, Spits Up

Award for most hardcore baseball fan, NL Central, goes to Niki O'Connor of Milwaukee. Not only did she walk to Miller Park while nine months pregnant »10/02/08 3:30pm10/02/08 3:30pm to see the Brewers play the Cubs on the last day of the regular season, but she went into labor during the game, and refused to leave. The fun began when Ryan Braun hit…

It's Melanie Hain's Turn To Bring The Team Snacks When She Says It Is

"I know what you're thinking; "Did she give me six orange wedges, or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. So you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" »9/25/08 5:00pm9/25/08 5:00pm A Lebanon, Pa. woman had her concealed-weapons permit revoked after she was…

Through The Looking Glass With Nine-Year-Old Jericho Scott

The parents of Jericho Scott, the nine-year-old New Haven, Conn. pitcher who was banned from pitching because he is too good, are officially suing the youth league that is disbanding his team »8/27/08 11:45am8/27/08 11:45am. In response, the league held a press conference to tell their side of the story, and a huge mob of reporters showed up.…

Common Sense Strikes Out: The Curious Case Of Jericho Scott

Nine-year-old Jericho Scott has been banned from pitching in a New Haven, Conn., youth baseball league because he throws so hard that he frightens the other players, according to league officials. But he took to the mound on Saturday anyway, so the other team simply dropped their bats and left the field, refusing to… »8/26/08 9:15am8/26/08 9:15am

Boston Little League Crushes Rogue Parent, Keeps Nation Free For Democracy

A seven-year-old Boston area Little Leaguer was benched for two games recently when his mother didn't show up for her scheduled shift at the league snack bar. The Freetown Youth Athletic Association levied the penalty on the child due to his scofflaw mother, who claims that — get this — she had to work that day to… »5/16/08 3:45pm5/16/08 3:45pm