Adrian Peterson Rode A Camel Into His Birthday Party

Adrian Peterson celebrated his 30th birthday over the weekend with a big party in Texas. The celebration had elaborate costumes, an ice bar, a cake shaped like a palace, and a camel, which Peterson rode. The theme appeared to be "What A Very Dumb 30-Year-Old Thinks The Middle East Looks Like." » 3/23/15 11:11am 3/23/15 11:11am

Cristiano Ronaldo Sings, Drops It Like It's Hot At Birthday Party

Real Madrid's crushing defeat at the hands of rivals Atlético almost put a damper on that night's previously scheduled party in celebration of Cristiano Ronaldo turning 30. Almost. Instead of feeling too down, Cristiano decided to sing and boogie the night away. Here's a GIF of his best move from the video above: » 2/12/15 12:29pm 2/12/15 12:29pm

Report: Julian Edelman Rages At Harvard, Party Had A Dope Guy-Girl Ratio

BroBible has photos of Patriots receiver Julian Edelman, reportedly at a Final Club in Harvard Wednesday. Players Kyle Arrington and Michael Buchanan were there too, though there aren't any photos of them lifting up their shirts. » 2/06/15 2:16pm 2/06/15 2:16pm

Dude's Massive Rave Leads To Historically Great Local News Segment

This is a local news report about James Taylor, a wonderfully goatee'd, 20-year-old West Michigan man who threw a big-ass party at his house that featured multiple DJs, fire-throwers, go-go dancers, and about 2,000 attendees. It's a really funny news report, but it achieves transcendence around the 25-second mark. » 8/05/14 6:26pm 8/05/14 6:26pm

On The Super Bowl Party Boat With Cam Newton And Endless Free Beer

There was a plastic tent in front of the aircraft carrier and a man in a black sport coat was shouting—with great authority—at a group of media people waiting to get inside the Madden Bowl party and out of the cold. A generator had just blown inside the tent, which was already filled to capacity to cover celebrity… » 1/31/14 2:47pm 1/31/14 2:47pm

This Grizzly Bear's 11th Birthday Party Was Low-Key And Exclusive

This is Brutus the bear celebrating his 11th birthday. I won't offer any other details, because Brutus's b-day bash was a super intimate affair and it wouldn't be cool to gossip about it. » 10/18/13 3:55pm 10/18/13 3:55pm

Teens Throw Huge Party At Former NFL Lineman's House While He's Away

Former NFL offensive lineman Brian Holloway has a house and 200 acres of property in Stephentown, N.Y. Over Labor Day weekend, while Holloway was away, roughly 300 kids threw a gigantic rager at his house without his knowledge, trashed the place, and stole his stuff. Teens are the worst. » 9/17/13 11:18pm 9/17/13 11:18pm

Not Even Kate Middleton's Family Is Safe From The Olympic Branding…

We all know the Olympic folk are very touchy about their trademarks. No non-sponsor companies allowed in the Olympic village. No posting Facebook photos or Youtube videos from the games. No small businesses using any two of the terms "Olympic, London, 2012, summer, or games." » 7/20/12 4:00pm 7/20/12 4:00pm

Four Arizona Football Players Arrested When House Party Turns Into…

Arizona Wildcat spring practice began Monday, so it was just a matter of time before we got our first "Arizona football players arrested" story. And here it is! » 3/07/12 9:40am 3/07/12 9:40am

Not This Shit Again: Now It's South Carolina Football Players Promoting…

Two days after we brought you the story of UNC receiver Dwight Jones's now-cancelled birthday party at a North Carolina nightclub—a party that rendered Jones ineligible, briefly—here's another fiesta being promoted on Facebook using the likenesses of some college athletes—this time from South Carolina. » 12/21/11 5:45pm 12/21/11 5:45pm

NFL Is Surprisingly Uncool With Its Players Appearing In Uniform…

To be fair, those five players are Brandon Flowers, Eric Berry, Kareem Jackson, Jacoby Ford, and Major Wright, and we're willing to bet most potential patrons of the Pornstar Exxxtravaganza wouldn't have identified them all. They needed their uniforms. » 6/15/11 1:55pm 6/15/11 1:55pm