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    September: Fin.

    How Did That "Party Pass" Work Out For Everyone?
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    Image of My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH
    09/30/09

    In reply to September: Fin.
    Only thing that would've made that Cowboys bathroom stall sex story more interesting is if somehow the Jumbotron had put them live for the whole stadium to see. Nothing says entertainment like 60,000 people watching you catch a STD.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/30/09

    @My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH:

    Nothing says entertainment like 60,000 people watching you catch a STD.

    "Now you tell me. I could've made a fortune off that tape!"

    -Magic Johnson
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    09/30/09

    In reply to September: Fin.
    Quick! Someone wake up Billie Joe Armstrong!
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/30/09

    In reply to September: Fin.
    History will group the Salisbury-Daulerio Letters with the Sylvia Plath-Ted Hughes Letters. The only distinction is Ted Hughes never photographed his penis and showed it to Seamus Heaney.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/30/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: He did show it to Assia Wevill, though.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/30/09

    @Silent Q: Boy, she knew her way around a kitchen.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/30/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Hughes had that effect on the ladies.
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    Image of AC_Greens_Virginity AC_Greens_Virginity
    09/30/09

    In reply to September: Fin.
    Ass, asses, titties, ass and titties, ass, asses, ass, sissy, asses, and mustache plus ass, respectively.
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    Pedro Cuatro Cinco promoted this comment AC_Greens_Virginity was starred AC_Greens_Virginity was unstarred
    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    09/30/09

    @AC_Greens_Virginity: Be careful when Buzz is around. Your mouth needs soap and water, soap and water...
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/22/09

    In reply to How Did That "Party Pass" Work Out For Everyone?
    How Did That "Party Pass" Work Out For Everyone?

    "Fuck You"

    -The Donner Party
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    Image of Death Stick Death Stick
    09/22/09

    In reply to How Did That "Party Pass" Work Out For Everyone?
    "Absolute Disaster. That's it. Concession lines were way too long, bathrooms were overcrowded, it reminded me of the Superdome after Hurricane Katrina."

    Let's compare and contrast: An inconvenient situation created by a gathering of mouth-breathers at a football game. One of the most horrific and shameful scenes in American history created by a natural disaster that could have been prevented. I can totally see how these two events are entirely similar.
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    Jasper Reardon promoted this comment Death Stick was starred Death Stick was unstarred
    Image of Jasper Reardon Jasper Reardon
    09/22/09

    @Death Stick: Too soon?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/22/09

    In reply to How Did That "Party Pass" Work Out For Everyone?
    it reminded me of the Superdome after Hurricane Katrina.

    Rick Pitino compared it to the beach at Normandy.
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    09/22/09

    In reply to How Did That "Party Pass" Work Out For Everyone?
    And they call Chicago the hog butcher to the world?
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/22/09

    In reply to How Did That "Party Pass" Work Out For Everyone?
    Even people with really good seats had a pretty lousy view.
    *does patented "COWBOYS LOST!!!" dance*
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    09/22/09

    In reply to How Did That "Party Pass" Work Out For Everyone?
    You'd think that at least one of those 30,000 would be interested in buying vertical blinds.

    That's the last time I go to a franchising convention drunk.
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    Image of WhoDoYouKnowHere WhoDoYouKnowHere
    09/22/09

    In reply to How Did That "Party Pass" Work Out For Everyone?
    "Fortunately I was with three other guys that are 6'4" 250 lbs. so we were able to push our way through crowds"
    These statements were echoed by Justin Tuck
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    09/22/09

    In reply to How Did That "Party Pass" Work Out For Everyone?
    "Fortunately I was with three other guys that are 6'4" 250 lbs., so we were able to push our way through crowds. I was yelled at by countless people who got there hours ahead of kickoff only to be bullied out of the way by me and my meathead friends with no view of the field."

    Needless to say, fixed for accuracy.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    09/22/09

    In reply to How Did That "Party Pass" Work Out For Everyone?
    The guys from The Who think this went off splendidly.

    /Cincinnati, 1979
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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    09/22/09

    @Weed Against Speed: At least the folks in Cincinnati got to see a decent show.
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    Shakey promoted this comment Edited by crazyjoedavola at 09/22/09 12:43 PM crazyjoedavola was starred crazyjoedavola was unstarred
    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    09/22/09

    @Weed Against Speed: I asked Jerry Jones- But he couldn't help me either-They call me the Seeker-
    I'm not gonna get what I'm after-
    Until the day the Cowboys' playoff hopes die.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/22/09

    @Weed Against Speed: All this was missing was Meredith Hunter and the Maysles Brothers.

    /Live blog was awesome by the way. kudos.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    09/22/09

    In reply to How Did That "Party Pass" Work Out For Everyone?
    "Without all the death and rape"

    Have you seen Jerry and what he is doing to a once great team? Death and rape were in attendance at the Cowboy game trust me.
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    Image of Freddie DeBoer Freddie DeBoer
    09/22/09

    In reply to How Did That "Party Pass" Work Out For Everyone?
    Not to be joyless or pedantic, but there weren't, actually, any murders or rapes at the Superdome.
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    FlakJack promoted this comment Freddie DeBoer was starred Freddie DeBoer was unstarred
    Image of Lance Uppercut Lance Uppercut
    09/22/09

    @Freddie DeBoer: Don't let the facts ruin a good story.
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    Dashiell Bennett promoted this comment Lance Uppercut was starred Lance Uppercut was unstarred
    Image of Dashiell Bennett Dashiell Bennett
    09/22/09

    @Lance Uppercut: Not to be pedantic, but I didn't use the word "murder."

    BAM!
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