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#funbag

Ghosts, Dessert Carts, And Cancer Porn

Click here to read Ghosts, Dessert Carts, And Cancer Porn
Time for your Tuesday edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Find more of Drew's stuff at KSK or on Twitter. Today, we're poop, menus, Minesweeper, afros, death, Gatorade, gayness, and more. More »
02:50 PM
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By Drew Magary
#depaulbluedemons Click here to read DePaul Coach Search Reaches New Low

DePaul Coach Search Reaches New Low

DePaul, basketball head coachless since January 11, has posted the opening on the university's careers website. Can you say, "Quentin Richardson is not walking through that door?" You're qualified. [Tremendous Upside Potential]
01:50 PM
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By David Matthews
Image of Silent Q Silent Q 01:11 PM

Chris Paul and Morris Peterson have some time to kill, apparently.

[www.mopete24.com]

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#bigben Click here to read Another, More Pissy, Theory About What Happened In A Milledgeville Bathroom With Ben Roethlisberger

Another, More Pissy, Theory About What Happened In A Milledgeville Bathroom With Ben Roethlisberger

I secretly hoped that the always entertaining, exclamatory MediaTakeOut would have something dopey to add to the sexual assault allegations against Big Ben and good googly moogly did they ever. More »
12:05 PM
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By DAULERIO
#tigerwoods Click here to read Tiger Woods Returning For Masters

Tiger Woods Returning For Masters

"The Masters is where I won my first major and I view this tournament with great respect. After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like I'm ready to start my season at Augusta."[ESPN]
11:24 AM
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By DAULERIO
#2010mlbpreviews

Atlanta Braves: The Man Who Wasn't There

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Will Leitch will be previewing/musing on every baseball team each weekday until the start of the season. You can pre-order his book and follow him on Twitter. Today: Atlanta Braves. More »
11:00 AM
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By Will Leitch
#lastnightswinner Click here to read Last Night's Winner: Michael David Barrett

Last Night's Winner: Michael David Barrett

In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Michael David Barrett, Erin Andrews's peeper, who was sentenced yesterday to two-and-a-half years in prison and life as another triple-named American villain. More »
10:45 AM
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By Tommy Craggs
#penistennis Click here to read <srike>Maria Sharapova</strike> Or Nicole Vaidisova Would Like To Help You With Your Small Penis

Maria Sharapova Or Nicole Vaidisova Would Like To Help You With Your Small Penis

Copyranter found another "penis embiggening" web ad that (without her permission, most likely) uses the other blondtennis star RussianCzech tennis player to sell its magic girth pills. [Update: Fixed.][Copyranter]
09:15 AM
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By DAULERIO
#wakeupdeadspin

Extinct Michigan Wolverine A Metaphor For Something, Probably

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
06:30 AM
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By Barry Petchesky
#mlb Click here to read This Is Now The Most Happening Place To Be In All Of Tampa Bay

This Is Now The Most Happening Place To Be In All Of Tampa Bay

Because it's St. Pete, and it's always 70 degrees and gorgeous, no one wants to go to a Rays game on a Friday evening. That's all changing, as the team plans to turn the Trop into a "baseball nightclub." More »
01:30 AM
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By Barry Petchesky
#whimsy Click here to read Lane Kiffin: Pretty Pretty Princess

Lane Kiffin: Pretty Pretty Princess

Esquire's 64-person "Sexiest Woman Alive" bracket has one hell of a sleeper 16 seed: Lane Kiffin. (To be fair, he does look great in culottes.) Voting decides the winner, so I think you know what you have to do. [Esquire]
12:00 AM
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By Barry Petchesky
#collegefootball Click here to read Ducks 911 Call: 'M-A-S-O-L-I, Like The Football Player'

Ducks 911 Call: 'M-A-S-O-L-I, Like The Football Player'

The best part about Oregon's Jeremiah Masoli and Garrett Embry pleading guilty to second-degree burglary is that police can officially release the 911 call. Here it is, and it's excellent. More »
03/15/10
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By Barry Petchesky
#mediameltdowns Click here to read America's Feeblest Legal Minds Weigh In On Erin Andrews

America's Feeblest Legal Minds Weigh In On Erin Andrews

Somewhat curiously, ESPN.com has put the sentencing of Erin Andrews's stalker on the front page. Even more curiously, they've left commenting open. Seriously, go now. It's worse than YouTube in there. [ESPN.com]
03/15/10
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By Barry Petchesky
#collegebasketball

The Best In NCAA Conspiracy Theories

Click here to read The Best In NCAA Conspiracy Theories
The NCAA Selection Committee is a shadowy backroom cabal, operating with minimal transparency and zero oversight. But do they really rig the brackets? We look at five of the most plausible theories, and rank them on their merits. More »
03/15/10
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By Barry Petchesky
#duan

Terrified Children Still Being Thrown, Taunted By Angry Sheep

It's been a while since we've had a quality bustin' incident featured here, but thankfully the heartless marketing team of the Colorado Mammoth's professional lacrosse organization recently let the mighty sheep embarrass some over-matched tots during halftime. Mutton victorious. More »
03/15/10
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By DAULERIO
#sadwhimsy Click here to read Potential Train Wreck Alert: Mike Tyson Gets Reality Show

Potential Train Wreck Alert: Mike Tyson Gets Reality Show

Mike Tyson is coming to Animal Planet. Tentatively titled Take on Tyson, the show will "pit Tyson and his birds against the best racing-pigeon owners in New York." Can it possibly top this? [NY Post]
03/15/10
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By David Matthews
#collegebasketball Click here to read Why Does The Selection Committee Keep Screwing The Mid-Majors?

Why Does The Selection Committee Keep Screwing The Mid-Majors?

Joe Sheehan over at Basketball Prospectus is back aboard a favorite old hobbyhorse of his — the NCAA selection committee's habit of matching up non-BCS schools in the first round — and damned if he doesn't have a point. More »
03/15/10
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By Tommy Craggs
Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky 03/15/10

Could we get some coverage of Sox top prospect Ryan Westmoreland's brain surgery? Extremely life threatening.

[www.sbnation.com]

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#springbreak

Prepare For Deadspin's Preposterous Spring Break Week, Featuring Pat Jordan

Click here to read Prepare For Deadspin's Preposterous Spring Break Week, Featuring Pat Jordan
Sometimes we get lofty ideas, ones that seem great in theory, but are impossible to execute and may unexpectedly end with a wounded frog. Here's another: Pat Jordan, revered wildman sportswriter, is covering Spring Break in Daytona Beach for us. More »
03/15/10
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By DAULERIO
#whimsy Click here to read Stupid English People Will No Longer Get To Chase Rolling Cheese Down A Hill

Stupid English People Will No Longer Get To Chase Rolling Cheese Down A Hill

After an illustrious 183-year run, the annual Whitsun cheese-rolling event on Cooper's Hill in Gloucester has been canceled, partly for safety reasons. Add "chasing cheese wheels down a steep hill" to the list of things that England has deemed unsafe. More »
03/15/10
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By David Matthews
Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest 03/15/10

When washed up athletes talk...

[probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com]

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