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    Switch Hitter: Burrell Agrees In Principle With Rays

    The Week Of Big Changes

    The Crack Of The Bat, The Middle Finger Of Pat Burrell

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    Image of Texy Texy
    01/06/09

    In reply to Switch Hitter: Burrell Agrees In Principle With Rays
    I look forward to Pat's regular travels to my town. I figure he'll become a Cask n' Flagon regular -- totally his style.


    Now: where do I buy black ribbons of mourning to put on my Phillies' #5 tshirt?

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    01/05/09

    In reply to Switch Hitter: Burrell Agrees In Principle With Rays
    Enjoy your sloppy seconds, Tampa!


    /Avery'd

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    01/05/09

    In reply to Switch Hitter: Burrell Agrees In Principle With Rays
    Pat the Bait, my friend, I will always miss you. May you enjoy the twilight of your career doing what you've always wanted to do; chewing tobacco on the bench while your team plays defense then snag some floozies and hit some dingers.
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    Image of Natrone Means Business Natrone Means Business
    01/05/09

    In reply to Switch Hitter: Burrell Agrees In Principle With Rays
    Somewhere Clare just orgasmed.
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    01/05/09

    @Natrone Means Business: What, is she working in the NBC advertising department now?
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    Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver
    01/05/09

    In reply to Switch Hitter: Burrell Agrees In Principle With Rays
    The Star Tribune is reporting that Twins owner (and the richest owner in baseball) Carl Pohlad has died at age 93.


    They did not, however, report if he took a foreclosed farm with him.

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    01/05/09

    @White Speed Receiver: Who's gonna break the news to Brad Radke?
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    01/05/09

    @White Speed Receiver: I'm not seeing it anywhere else


    You sure he bit the farm?

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/05/09

    In reply to Switch Hitter: Burrell Agrees In Principle With Rays
    He's just following Aaron Heilman to the American League.
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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    01/05/09

    In reply to Switch Hitter: Burrell Agrees In Principle With Rays
    If he thinks he's just gonna walk up and buy Spring Training tickets, he's out of his goddamn mind...
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    01/05/09

    In reply to Switch Hitter: Burrell Agrees In Principle With Rays
    Izzy Mandelbaum is ready to challenge him to a bench press competition.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/05/09

    In reply to Switch Hitter: Burrell Agrees In Principle With Rays
    Burrell: (about to sign contract with Phillies) Awesome, I can't believe I get to stay in Philadelphia.


    Amaro: Actually, Pat, we're going to sign Raul Ibanez instead. I hope you understand.


    Burrell: Oh. That's cool. Uh...mind if I finish up here?

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    01/05/09

    @Kid Canada: +1
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    Image of Joetimek Joetimek
    01/05/09

    @How do you spell retard?: +1 for local Pat Burrell lore
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    Image of Texy Texy
    01/06/09

    @Joetimek: If by "local" you mean "published on this site years ago, and now a nationally-known story" (and in KC's case, internationally-known), then yes.
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    Image of Basshole Basshole
    01/05/09

    In reply to Switch Hitter: Burrell Agrees In Principle With Rays
    Pretty sure that's AJ Feeley w/ Heather Mitts, not Burrell.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    01/05/09

    Like Burrell didn't hit that at some point.
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    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    01/05/09

    @twoeightnine: Burrell and A.J.?


    Naaaah.

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    12/13/08

    In reply to The Week Of Big Changes
    Sup DUAN!. Saw front row Neil Young tonight and it was life changing. Good night. Kind of.
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    12/12/08

    In reply to The Week Of Big Changes
    Hey evedibody! I'm back from post-final drinking.
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    Image of Sculptor?!? I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    12/12/08

    @Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: Heeey you! 2 or 3 sheets to the wind?
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    12/12/08

    @Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!: Unfortunately probably only one. Although I will say that I learned tonight that Patron Plata is just about my most favoritest thing in the world.
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    Image of Sculptor?!? I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    12/13/08

    @Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: Never been a worm fan. But rum, tha's a whole 'nother story.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/13/08

    @Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: How was the final? What subject (law school, right)?
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    Image of Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos
    12/13/08

    @Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!: Oh, then I need to introduce you to a new rum. Promise me that you will buy this for yourself as an Xmas present: Flor de Cana Etiqueta Negra (Black Label). We drank it all the time when I lived in Nicaragua. It is so delicious you will want to cry. I promise.


    [flordecana.com]

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    Image of Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos
    12/13/08

    @Steve_U: Yeah, thanks for asking (and remembering!). It was Criminal Procedure. The thing is, I have no valid excuses, cause it's ultimately not that difficult a class. I mean, there's only so much federal law on the subject. But I've got this issue with not giving a crap about school right now that is really slowing me down.


    But I feel fine about it. Not an A and not a C. And I am fine with a B at this point...

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/13/08

    @Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: It's pretty tough to give a shit at that point, I know the feeling. My approach to that class was to treat it as Law and Order Appreciation. The show is that much more entertaining when you realize how often they traipse all over the Constitution.
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    Image of Monchhichi Monchhichi
    12/13/08

    @Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: Where did you live at in Nicaragua? A friend of the family owns a bar in Granada.
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    12/13/08

    @Monchhichi Rodriguez: I lived in Granada, right across from Santo Domingo Church, kiddycorner from Mr. Pizza (pronounced "Mees-ted Peek-sa").
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    Image of Monchhichi Monchhichi
    12/13/08

    @Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: I can't think of the name of the bar she owns, but it is the one with the karaoke machine (according to her they were the only bar in town with karaoke up until a month ago and that made them the shit).


    My dad vacationed there a couple months ago and loved it. I am considering taking a trip.

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/12/08

    In reply to The Week Of Big Changes
    Jeff Van Gundy is fucking amazing. I don't care that he looks like a serial killer who is about to be put down by Dexter. He is absolutely brilliant.


    This brings up a question I've had for awhile. NBA broadcast teams almost always involve ex-coaches, and the ex-coaches are invariably the best thing about the broadcast. Sometimes they really give you a better understanding of what's going on (Hubie Brown), sometimes they are fucking hilarious (Jeff Van Gundy), and sometimes they are unintentionally fucking hilarious (Doc Rivers). But it's always good.


    The question is: why don't other sports do this? I can't think of a single ex-NHL, NFL, or MLB coach who does live game commentary. Wouldn't Andy Reid in the broadcast booth be amazing?

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    Image of Unknown Commenter Unknown Commenter
    12/12/08

    @Steve_U: Madden. Who has gone through all three cycles you described above.
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    Image of CaliCheeseSucks CaliCheeseSucks
    12/12/08

    @Steve_U: Brian Billick is in the booth and he's pretty good.


    On the other hand, Barry Alvarez was in the Cardinals booth and he was fucking terrible.

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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    12/12/08

    @Steve_U: Jerry Glanville was awful when he was in the booth. I think Jimmy Johnson spent some time doing commentary for games, which might explain why he's in the studio now. Those two come to mind immediately.
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    12/12/08

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Madden, true enough.
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    12/12/08

    @CaliCheeseSucks: Who is Billick in the booth for? A local broadcast? I've never seen him.
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    12/12/08

    @Steve_U: I do think it's interesting he started going downhill is probably about the time people couldn't remember he was a coach.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/12/08

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Yeah, as much as I intellectually know that John Madden was once a coach, it's pretty tough for me to think of him as anything other than a purveyor of Turducken and BOOM!...tough actin' Tinactin.
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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    12/12/08

    @Steve_U: Let's not forget about ACE Hardware. Where would they be without Madden?
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    Image of Unknown Commenter Unknown Commenter
    12/12/08

    @Peter Cavan: Or Florsheim shoes.


    @Steve_U: Even fewer people realize that Summerall played 10 seasons. Or that Al Michaels once killed a man in Reno, and then wrote a song about it.


    That song was Frosty the Snowman.

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/12/08

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner:


    Al Michaels: "If you've got a warrant, just read it to me."

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    Image of Jayne Mansfield's Night Off Jayne Mansfield's Night Off
    12/12/08

    In reply to The Week Of Big Changes
    Anybody tried this firefly sweet tea vodka? Dangerous.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/12/08

    @Jayne Mansfield's Night Off: Seriously. You get all invested in Firefly vodka, and then all of a sudden, just when it's getting good, they pull it off the shelves.
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    Image of CanHeHackett CanHeHackett
    12/12/08

    In reply to The Week Of Big Changes
    Those of you still looking for xmas gifts:


    [store.philadelphiaeagles.com]

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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    12/12/08

    @CanHeHackett: I think the Sports Guy covered that one in his column today.


    Yes, I read TSG and I think he's funny most of the time. No, I am not a crackpot.

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