High School Football Coach Resigns After Distributing "I Am A Queer" "Hurt Feelings" Questionnaire To TeamSean Newell11/12/11 11:00am19EditPromoteGo to permalink Here's one from the You Can't Make This Shit Up department. Pat Lynch is a high school football coach in Wyoming. He has been the coach for the Buffalo Bison since 1998 and won back to back state titles in 2004 and 2005. He is a leader of men. But not girly-men. Oh, no. Get that weak shit out of here.