Sad Man United Score Great Goal, Then Get Pounded In Champions League

So...the gig's up. Manchester United, who have played like absolute dog shit all season long, almost definitely won't play in the Champions League next season. After drawing defending CL champions FC Bayern last week in the first leg of their quarterfinal, they needed to avoid a loss in Germany to advance to the… » 4/09/14 4:58pm 4/09/14 4:58pm

Cool-Ass Little Girl Gives Luis Suárez Taste Of His Own Medicine

Haha! Luis, you just got punked by a mascot! Getting snubbed in the handshake line isn't so funny on this end, is it? Hopefully Patrice Evra caught a glimpse of his new hero and some Manchester United swag is coming this kid's way. » 12/16/13 3:01pm 12/16/13 3:01pm

Patrice Evra Wipes His "Backside" With A Teammate's Shirt, France Beside…

What you see here is, evidently, a grown man and professional athlete wiping his "backside" with a shirt and then sniffing it. This quote, which is being attributed to a Parisian magazine, Le 10 Sport evidences France's apoplexy. » 6/03/12 5:30pm 6/03/12 5:30pm

Meet The Most Lovable Team In The FA Cup

From now until the end of the season, we'll be posting a number of clips from the previous weekend's English Premier League/FA Cup games. If there's a goal, save, dive, lip-read profanity, or hocked sputum we should know about, drop us a line at tips@deadspin.com. (You might also enjoy our better-late-than-never FA Cup … » 2/23/12 10:43am 2/23/12 10:43am

Manchester United Supporters Distribute Ku Klux Klan-Inspired Fanzine…

Even before the non-handshake took place, tension was high at Old Trafford. According to police, the Manchester United fanzine Red Issue, being distributed before kickoff, featured "a Ku Klux Klan-style mask, with the words 'LFC Suarez is innocent' printed below."
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As you can see, the zine obviously alludes to the…

Luis Suárez, Fresh Off Ban For Being Racist, Refuses To Shake Hand Of…

Liverpool striker Luis Suárez, who returned this week from an eight-game suspension for racial abuse, showed he was a changed man when meeting Patrice Evra before today's Manchester United-Liverpool match. Ha-ha, no, he refused to shake the hand of the player against whom he allegedly abused in the racial manner,… » 2/11/12 8:03am 2/11/12 8:03am

Liverpool And Manchester United Fans Engage In "A Good Bit Of Banter"…

Classic rivals Liverpool and Manchester United faced off yesterday with Liverpool coming out victorious. However, the story of the game would not be the play on the pitch, but rather the Liverpool fan monkeying around in the stands. The picture above made the rounds on Twitter during the match and sparked an… » 1/29/12 1:15pm 1/29/12 1:15pm