Patrick Roy Goes Nuts, Breaks Stuff

It took all of one game for newly installed Avalanche coach Patrick Roy to lose his mind and physically destroy arena equipment. We missed you, Patrick. The NHL was just a little too sane without you. » 10/03/13 9:11am 10/03/13 9:11am

Canadian Junior Captain Leads Nation In Vicious Elbows To The Face

Patrice Cormier, Canada's world junior team captain, was ejected from a minor league game yesterday after sending another player into convulsions with a nasty hit to the head. Let me emphasize the "convulsions" part before you click on the video. » 1/18/10 1:15pm 1/18/10 1:15pm

Patrick Roy's Son Is Not Above The Law

Jonathan Roy will actually have to stand trial for this on-ice mugging of a hapless goalie last year. He has since quit hockey, to "focus on his music career" which I assume somehow involves Insane Clown Posse. [CBC] » 9/08/09 3:35pm 9/08/09 3:35pm

Patrick Roy Is Not Interested In Saving Your Lousy Franchise

Patrick Roy finally admits that he was indeed offered the Colorado Avalanche coaching job, but has turned it down for "family reasons." Is the "reason" that his family is filled with insane, violent rageaholics? [Denver Post] » 5/27/09 3:45pm 5/27/09 3:45pm

Avalanche Coach The Next Victim Of A Roy Family Sucker Punch?

Patrick Roy is reportedly "mulling" an offer to be head coach of Colorado, even though current coach Tony Granato has not yet been fired. If that doesn't work, his sons will just rough Granato up in the parking lot. [Denver Post] » 5/18/09 5:45pm 5/18/09 5:45pm