http://tags.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png http://deadspin.com/tag/patrickroy http://deadspin.com/tag/patrickroy Jonathan Roy will actually have to stand trial for this on-ice mugging of a hapless goalie last year. He has since quit hockey, to "focus on his music career" which I assume somehow involves Insane Clown Posse. [CBC]

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5354833&view=rss&microfeed=true Patrick Roy finally admits that he was indeed offered the Colorado Avalanche coaching job, but has turned it down for "family reasons." Is the "reason" that his family is filled with insane, violent rageaholics? [Denver Post]

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5271506&view=rss&microfeed=true Patrick Roy is reportedly "mulling" an offer to be head coach of Colorado, even though current coach Tony Granato has not yet been fired. If that doesn't work, his sons will just rough Granato up in the parking lot. [Denver Post]

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