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New York, 3:34 AM
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    You Suck, Schuster!

    Can This Kid Throw Five No-Hitters In A Row? (No Pressure!)

    Four No-Hitters In A Row? OK, That's Impressive
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    Image of uninspired uninspired
    04/28/09

    In reply to You Suck, Schuster!
    This is what happens when the Yankees show interest in you.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    04/28/09

    In reply to You Suck, Schuster!
    Rihanna is hoping to start a new no-hitter streak
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/28/09

    In reply to You Suck, Schuster!
    He just lost me $20,000! I'm going to kill him... Er, I mean too bad, give him a break.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    04/28/09

    In reply to You Suck, Schuster!
    Mom's already laced the purple stuff with arsenic.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/28/09

    In reply to You Suck, Schuster!
    His girlfriend broke up with him, via text, between innings.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    04/28/09

    In reply to You Suck, Schuster!
    I wish I hadn't promised all those kids with cancer that he'd do it for them.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/28/09

    @Gourmet Spud: "It's hard to throw no-hitters. Especially in this cotton uniform."
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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    04/28/09

    In reply to You Suck, Schuster!
    Just noticed this headline over there...


    Teen shot over Confederate flag expected to recover


    Yes Florida, these are your residents.

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    Image of CreamsicleOrange CreamsicleOrange
    04/28/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: You learn to deal with the overtly racist, white trash ways of this crappy state...but then you learn what the plans are for a new Florida license plate and realize this state will forever suck.


    [www.tampabay.com]

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    04/28/09

    @CreamsicleOrange: Remember A55 RGY with the Orange in the middle? Good times.
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    04/28/09

    In reply to You Suck, Schuster!
    /turns to Spud


    YOU JINXED HIM, FUNNY MAN!

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    Image of uninspired uninspired
    04/28/09

    In reply to Can This Kid Throw Five No-Hitters In A Row? (No Pressure!)
    Damn, he looks like the arm-stretching guy from the Fantastic Four (which will be the name of his book if he fails tonight).
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    04/28/09

    In reply to Can This Kid Throw Five No-Hitters In A Row? (No Pressure!)
    Anybody else see that picture and immediately think: "That should be posted on Urban Dictionary next to 'Panther Swipe'?


    Just me, then?

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    04/28/09

    In reply to Can This Kid Throw Five No-Hitters In A Row? (No Pressure!)
    Caption: Jizz ... in my pants
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    04/28/09

    In reply to Can This Kid Throw Five No-Hitters In A Row? (No Pressure!)
    The record of consecutive no-hitters in Florida High School is still seven, held by Jason Randomhouse.
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    04/28/09

    In reply to Can This Kid Throw Five No-Hitters In A Row? (No Pressure!)
    The picture is funnier if you imagine that he is just trying to hand the ball to someone.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/28/09

    @Barry Lutz: Congrats, you just made me laugh harder than any comment I've ever read on Deadspin has.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/21/09

    In reply to Four No-Hitters In A Row? OK, That's Impressive
    Some people hear: "No. No. No. No."


    I hear "Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes."

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    04/21/09

    @Hatey McLife: Remember, "no" means "yes" and "yes" means "in the butt."
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    04/21/09

    In reply to Four No-Hitters In A Row? OK, That's Impressive
    Does Bernard Pollard have any high school eligibility left?
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