Some Pussy In Oregon Picked The Packers To Win The Super Bowl

The host of this segment is unbearable, but the cause behind this Super Bowl-themed gimmick — the Cat Adoption Team in Sherwood, Oregon — bears mention, if only from a kindness standpoint. » 2/04/11 12:00am 2/04/11 12:00am

Paul The Octopus Couldn't Predict His Own Death

Paul passed away peacefully in his sleep this morning, after a distinguished career as a World Cup prognosticator. He was 2. He is surived by his closest relative, Squiddly Diddly. In lieu of flowers, please send tartar sauce. [CNN] » 10/26/10 10:20am 10/26/10 10:20am

Jon Gruden Once Again Drawing Abstract Penises On Nation's Television…

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 10/26/10 9:50am 10/26/10 9:50am

Lovable Psychic Octopus To Be Exploited Further

Paul the Octopus—prognosticating scamp and cephalopod—won our hearts during the World Cup. His ability to pick mussels has landed him a print advertising campaign for a supermarket chain. The ad, pictured, roughly translates to "Where they buy today? Good decision." » 7/30/10 5:30pm 7/30/10 5:30pm

Ahmadinejad Says Paul The Octopus Spreading "Western Propaganda And…

Iran's president accused Paul of representing all that's wrong with western society, in multiple speeches over the weekend. No, I think that was Dutch soccer. [Daily Telegraph via Unprofessional Foul] » 7/27/10 5:45pm 7/27/10 5:45pm

"Nazi Octopus" Executed For Paul's Prophecy

Death threats didn't faze Paul, perhaps because of his large security detail. But that didn't stop an Argentine TV presenter from taking out the country's rage on an unrelated octopus, beheading and blending it. » 7/12/10 3:55pm 7/12/10 3:55pm