The Grisly, Goofy Starship Troopers Played Dumb To Make Hollywood Look Even Dumber

The moment when you discover what Starship Troopers is really about is one of the great eureka moments in the life of any young movie dork. I’ve got vivid memories of staggering out of a suburban multiplex in 1997 and sputtering, “What the fuck was that?” To my teenage self, it was basically Saved by the Bell plus… »11/20/15 2:05pm11/20/15 2:05pm


RoboCop Is The Best Movie Ever Made

In fourth grade, I went to school every day with a RoboCop lunchbox. In retrospect, this seems insane. RoboCop is arguably the bleakest, most violent, most nihilistic movie ever made by an American studio. Every scene seems to drip with malice even when nothing especially dramatic is happening. It's a masterpiece of… »1/23/15 11:42am1/23/15 11:42am