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    SI's Dr. Z Recovering After Two Strokes
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/02/08

    In reply to SI's Dr. Z Recovering After Two Strokes
    Three nuns were sitting on a park bench when a flasher walked up to them and exposed his penis.


    The first nun had a stroke.


    The second nun had a stroke.


    The third nun didn't touch him.

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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    12/02/08

    In reply to SI's Dr. Z Recovering After Two Strokes
    This is nothing. In 1986, Harry Cary had 17 strokes in one half inning.
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    Image of Wormfather is Wormfather Wormfather is Wormfather
    12/02/08

    In reply to SI's Dr. Z Recovering After Two Strokes
    My prayers are with him and the flaming redhead. No puns today.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/02/08

    In reply to SI's Dr. Z Recovering After Two Strokes
    This is what happens when you allow the NFL to run nothing but beer and Cialis commercials on Sunday afternoons.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    12/02/08

    In reply to SI's Dr. Z Recovering After Two Strokes
    You think a doctor could have helped prevented the onset of a stroke.
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    12/02/08

    In reply to SI's Dr. Z Recovering After Two Strokes
    So THAT explains his predictions.
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    Image of DM DM
    12/02/08

    In reply to SI's Dr. Z Recovering After Two Strokes
    This my favorite piece:


    [kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com]

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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    12/02/08

    @DM: Thanks for reminding me of that column, that's definitely one of my favorite things ever written on KSK.


    Get well soon Dr. Z, you've always made me feel better about my own shitty football prediction skills.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/02/08

    In reply to SI's Dr. Z Recovering After Two Strokes
    If the real Dr. Z were here he would challenge him to clawpach
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    Image of MitchKayak MitchKayak
    12/02/08

    @Return_of_ClintonPortishead: ZOIBY WANT BALLOON!
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    12/02/08

    In reply to SI's Dr. Z Recovering After Two Strokes
    As a Christian-Scientist and a football fan, I do not approve of Dr. Z for many, many reasons.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    12/02/08

    @Stev D: I don't get it, could you explain further?
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    12/02/08

    In reply to SI's Dr. Z Recovering After Two Strokes
    "That's nothing, what about the eleven strokes I made up at the 96 Masters?" - Nick Faldo
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    12/02/08

    In reply to SI's Dr. Z Recovering After Two Strokes
    I knew he was having health issues when he picked the Vikings to win the Super Bowl. Get well soon.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/02/08

    In reply to SI's Dr. Z Recovering After Two Strokes
    Another great quote:


    "It's corporate football and I think it's dull. I hear Woody Widenhofer, the Steelers' defensive coordinator, tell me, 'We can use up to 20 different players on one series. Everybody makes a contribution. It's better than the old Steel Curtain defense,' and I want to kill him. Makes a contribution? What is this, the March of Dimes?"

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    12/02/08

    @Gourmet Spud: I think his threatened killing of this coach over his defensive lineups opens the door for our tasteless jokes.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/02/08

    In reply to SI's Dr. Z Recovering After Two Strokes
    I go back with Dr. Z to his New York Post days when he covered the Jets. Get well and come back Dr. Z.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/02/08

    In reply to SI's Dr. Z Recovering After Two Strokes
    Get well indeed. Not sure if I'm in the minority, but I still love reading him.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    12/02/08

    In reply to SI's Dr. Z Recovering After Two Strokes
    Your move Gammons.
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