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Carmen McFanzone
06/17/09

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Joe Buck's smarm factor makes Wayne Newton look earnest.
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Sarcastro
06/17/09

In reply to When Joe Buck Was Still Young And Untarnished By Insults
He could also just quit. Quitting's an option.
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DeepFriar
06/17/09

@Sarcastro: I'd have someone him the back of my knee with a tire iron five minutes into the third show. The ol' Nancy Kerigan is a shoe-in for ratings.
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David Hume
06/17/09

In reply to When Joe Buck Was Still Young And Untarnished By Insults
I'm sure he thought he would be able to pep up the Favre interview with some of his bone-dryness...

"Brett, can you believe I haven't gotten my bone wet in 8 months?"
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Hatey McLife
06/17/09

In reply to When Joe Buck Was Still Young And Untarnished By Insults
He openly solicited (begged even) the audience to give him a huge round of applause once the cameras started rolling.

That's how I got through most days when I attended day care.
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MarkKelsosMigraine
06/17/09

In reply to When Joe Buck Was Still Young And Untarnished By Insults
It's also inaccurate to say those in attendance were mortified by what took place on stage.

Also true of the first time Gypsy Rose Lee performed.
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NordoftheBlings
06/17/09

In reply to When Joe Buck Was Still Young And Untarnished By Insults
Lots of Deadspin Back to the Future today. Comment Ninjas drive kickass DeLoreans.
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Dickens_Ghost
06/17/09

In reply to When Joe Buck Was Still Young And Untarnished By Insults
I don't have sat radio at the moment. Can anyone who heard Stern this morning summarize the reaction on the show.

Buck's only good line was the "four chins" remark.
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Fogg
06/17/09

@Dickens_Ghost:

I thought his pap smear joke about Artie having his feet on the table was pretty funny. No way he was going to top Artie though - that's a tough combination to beat: high, drunk, naturally funny, and absolutely doesn't give a fuck.
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chilltown
06/17/09

In reply to When Joe Buck Was Still Young And Untarnished By Insults
I'd much rather see Pat Summerall Live, which would air every day from his favorite bar at 5 pm.
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joshpr
06/17/09

In reply to When Joe Buck Was Still Young And Untarnished By Insults
Joe Buck is just another deluded dope who thinks he's good at what he does because his dad was. How many failures do we have to suffer through before the world realizes genes don't equate to success?
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Dickens_Ghost
06/17/09

@joshpr: We disagree

signed,

Ken Griffey Jr., Barry Bonds, John Thompson III
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Artie Fufkin
06/16/09

In reply to Who Is The Lucky Pierre In This Joe Buck Live Rundown?
They are replaying it right now. Bleeping all the good Artie parts. __________.com is now Buck's 2nd favorite site.
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MarkKelsosMigraine
06/16/09

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Mike Francesca doesn't like black people unless it is Bernie Williams. And even Bernie makes him slightly uncomfortable.
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Tiger_Tanaka
06/16/09

In reply to Who Is The Lucky Pierre In This Joe Buck Live Rundown?
To Artie's credit, Joe Buck is the name of the gay hustler played by Jon Voight in Midnight Cowboy, so, uh, what are we talking about again?
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Weed Against Speed
06/16/09

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Stuck in the 1980's Guy: Sorry, what did I miss? I was watching Bizarre on Showtime.
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Hatey McLife
06/16/09

In reply to Who Is The Lucky Pierre In This Joe Buck Live Rundown?
He's akin to a passer by who spots a raging fire and rather than try to extinguish it, or to alert the authorities to the fire, he glorifies it as a fiasco worth admiration.

The reason I don't alert the authorities when I see a fully engulfed structure fire, is because I'm too busy trying to hide my erection.
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David Hume
06/16/09

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Hunt Johnson, Gainesville Bugle Needed wayy more hog honking. Also, check out this notebook. When you flick through it, my boner pops put of my pants.
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