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ScientificMapp
06/18/09

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From now on, an uncontrollable spasm in the diaphragm caused by realizing you get paid over $1 million to kick a ball 8 times a week will be known as the "Succops."
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MattinglysSideburns
06/18/09

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Turner said the sides agreed to terms today, but a Chiefs employee had to leave team headquarters early Wednesday, delaying the signing another day.

Succop was thrilled to discover that picking up the kid from daycare was a higher priority than he was.
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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
06/18/09

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Meanwhile, Ryan Fuccop signed a letter of intent to play for Tennessee.
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chilltown
06/18/09

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Must. Resist. Succop. Cocks. Joke.
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Artie Fufkin
06/18/09

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I would have to succop a lot of cock to get that much money.
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NordoftheBlings
06/18/09

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NFL Cheerleaders aren't allowed to fraternize with players. Except kickers. They are allowed to rape kickers.
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