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Massive Pee Wee Running Back Just Completely Destroys Normal-Sized Kid…

If anyone has details on this, please send them over. All we know is that the fullback on the brown team is a monster of a beast of a human being (they don't give out the number 00 to just anyone), and that the safety on the purple team tried to be a hero, and it ended poorly for him. Watch No. 11 on purple—after… » 11/26/12 1:05pm 11/26/12 1:05pm

Five Pee-Wee Football Players Suffered Concussions In A 52-0 Loss

It is not as absurd a question as it would have been, say, 10 years ago: Would you want your kid playing football? You can point to the safety advances, and the increased awareness, and the character-building spiel—and then you can point to a Pop Warner football game in Massachusetts last month, in which five players… » 10/22/12 1:10pm 10/22/12 1:10pm

Massive 12-Year-Old Too Big For Pee Wee Football, Too Bad At Football…

KDFW reports on the story of Elijah Earnheart, who at the tender age of 12 is already six feet tall and weighs nearly 300 pounds. Elijah wants to play football, but because of his size, he's been banned from his Mequite (Texas) Pee Wee team. Once you get the giggles out over the Fox screengrab of poor Elijah sitting… » 8/15/12 5:25pm 8/15/12 5:25pm

"Hit 'Em In The Face As Hard As You Can," Then Pray: Pee-Wee Coach…

A reader sent in this video of a Texas U6 team getting a pep talk from its coach before a game. He exhorts the Frisco Gators to push hard, be tough, and "hit 'em in the face as hard as you can." (One of his kids corrects him—"in the chest"—to nervous laughter from parents.) But before the face- or chest-hitting can… » 9/21/11 11:10am 9/21/11 11:10am

This Man Stole $24,000 From A Pee Wee Football League

"The Long Beach Football League is for kids ages five to 12. According to its website, the league's mission is 'to instill the fundamental values of self-discipline, teamwork, leadership, sportsmanship, and mutual respect to the youth of our community.'" And for padding the pockets of 51-year-old James Graham Brown,… » 4/12/11 1:50pm 4/12/11 1:50pm