I'm Pretty Sure David Brooks Just Blamed The Penn State Riots On Woodstock

We missed it over the weekend, but our man Pierce found this little turd of cultural intellection dropped by the Upmarket Jeff Foxworthy. Here's David Brooks responding to host David Gregory on Sunday's Meet the Press (if you're unfamiliar, Meet the Press used to be the Buffalo Bills pregame show). Their subject is… » 11/16/11 12:15pm 11/16/11 12:15pm

The Saddest Sad Faces Of Sad Penn State Bros

Bros, we must mourn. The greatest bro of all, Joe Paterno—whom one could affectionately refer to as Bro Paternbro—has been fired as head coach of PSU football. Life will never be the same, bros. Football will never be so pure again. Hang your head, remove your backwards New Era cap, and say a prayer with me, bros. » 11/10/11 5:35pm 11/10/11 5:35pm