I'm Pretty Sure David Brooks Just Blamed The Penn State Riots On…

We missed it over the weekend, but our man Pierce found this little turd of cultural intellection dropped by the Upmarket Jeff Foxworthy. Here's David Brooks responding to host David Gregory on Sunday's Meet the Press (if you're unfamiliar, Meet the Press used to be the Buffalo Bills pregame show). Their subject is… » 11/16/11 12:15pm 11/16/11 12:15pm

The Saddest Sad Faces Of Sad Penn State Bros

Bros, we must mourn. The greatest bro of all, Joe Paterno—whom one could affectionately refer to as Bro Paternbro—has been fired as head coach of PSU football. Life will never be the same, bros. Football will never be so pure again. Hang your head, remove your backwards New Era cap, and say a prayer with me, bros. » 11/10/11 5:35pm 11/10/11 5:35pm

This Penn State Student Is The Face And Two Fingers Of The State…

Your morning roundup for Nov. 10, the day we learned that the Internet is a dangerous place. Photo via Tom B. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 11/10/11 9:31am 11/10/11 9:31am

America Tips Ashton Kutcher Like WTAJ News Van After Paterno Tweet

Ashton Kutcher must have missed the SB Nation advisory board meeting this week. Somebody save him before the internet dines on his entrails. Actually, that can wait. [NESN] » 11/10/11 2:11am 11/10/11 2:11am

Here's Video Of Rioting Penn State Students Flipping A News Van (And…

The scene gets intermittently ugly on Beaver Avenue, with the first casualty the WTAJ news van. It's fair to say most students on the streets are well-behaved, just coming outside to see what happens. There are also a lot of shitheads out there tonight. » 11/10/11 12:52am 11/10/11 12:52am