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    Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    That photo frightens me--god help the youth of America
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    Police tracked the package (delivered via FedEx, no less) after it arrived at Mitchell's 90-year-old grandmother's home


    It's for her glaucoma, dammit!


    Also, her doctor said she needs medical marijuana to get high.

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    Chamomiles Davis was starred Chamomiles Davis was unstarred
    Image of David Hume David Hume
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    "This was a case of celebrity hunting"


    whispers into night vision camera... "Roight, we've got a wicked beaut over heah, weah goin ta toss the net ovah his heead as soon as he finishes his comso"


    brief struggle


    "Crikey, looks like we got ourselves a... Oh my it's a Tobey Maguire, what a beaut!"


    pries open mouth of struggling specimen


    "Look at those chompas, you can tell their age by looking at em. After we tag this ol scamp we'll let'em go back into the bush".

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    David Hume was starred David Hume was unstarred
    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    police accused him of having pot delivered to his Brothers Bar-B-Q restaurant.


    Easy, just blame your Brother.

     Reply
    Hatey McLife was starred Hatey McLife was unstarred
    Image of 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    I know (of) that attorney...one of the best DUI attorney's in the state...
     Reply
    12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich was starred 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich was unstarred
    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    Hey, where did you buy that shirt?
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    Artie Fufkin was starred Artie Fufkin was unstarred
    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    Using DHL would have been a better idea. Unless he actually wanted to receive the shipment, that is.
     Reply
    Weed Against Speed was starred Weed Against Speed was unstarred
    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    We have a Hooker here for a Mr. Mitchell. Signature please.
     Reply
    dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was starred dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was unstarred
    Image of Shakey Shakey
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    I guess Fred-Ex listened to Mitch Hedberg quite literally.


    I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.

     Reply
    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    The former "People's Champ" was briefly handcuffed last Thursday


    Apparently the cops smelt what FredEx was cooking all too well.

     Reply
    Doyle McPoyle was starred Doyle McPoyle was unstarred
    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    02/10/09

    @Doyle McPoyle: what?
     Reply
    supermike5alive was starred supermike5alive was unstarred
    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    In Philadelphia, despite some good years, he lost his job for what he described on MySpace.com as "running my mouth."


    Or, you could say, he lost his job because he "absolutely blew dicks as a wide receiver."


    More accurate.

     Reply
    ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    The former "People's Champ" was briefly handcuffed last Thursday


    The cop made sure to thank his hands for being so great...

     Reply
    Candace Parker Secret Lover was starred Candace Parker Secret Lover was unstarred
    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    This was a case of celebrity hunting.


    Minus the celebrity.

     Reply
    Gourmet Spud was starred Gourmet Spud was unstarred
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