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    Arizona's Puss-Devil Bologna Man

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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    10/05/09

    In reply to Arizona's Puss-Devil Bologna Man
    These things are getting as formulaic as Simpson's episodes. We need more people doing coke. Hell, I'd even take whippets at this point or a stray quaalude, anything.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    10/05/09

    In reply to Arizona's Puss-Devil Bologna Man
    When he gets to our section one friend starts tearing at his hat (which is attached to the costume) screaming, "gimme the sombrero you little fuck or I'm gonna rape Wilma", while another attempts to cornhole our beloved mascot.

    Jesus, Weintraub, can't you take a fucking hint? Purple prose is deader than Grantland Rice.
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    Image of What would Singletary do? What would Singletary do?
    10/05/09

    In reply to Arizona's Puss-Devil Bologna Man
    I don't usually criticize other people's tales, but number 1 was the worst story ever. Ever.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    10/05/09

    #1: Please enroll in a remedial composition class at Pima Kommunity Kollege. You're embarrassing us.

    /Sad Arizona alum
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    10/05/09

    In reply to Arizona's Puss-Devil Bologna Man
    We discussed meeting up after the game for drinks and celebrating the Kansas season

    PG: "We have a Chancellor Hemenway at KU."

    Lady: "That's funny, I have a husband named Chancellor Hemenway at KU. Do you still want to show me your cucumber?"
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    10/05/09

    In reply to Arizona's Puss-Devil Bologna Man
    I would say two, but that guy who was puked on shot up that aerobics class. Not cool.
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    Image of econdave econdave
    10/05/09

    In reply to Arizona's Puss-Devil Bologna Man
    #1 may be incoherent, but it does involve the Hoff, so it gets my vote.
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    Image of Macloserboy Macloserboy
    10/05/09

    In reply to Arizona's Puss-Devil Bologna Man
    I disagree. I think shaking "The Hoff's" hand obligates you to use it for self-pleasure.
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    Image of phoenix6666 phoenix6666
    10/05/09

    In reply to Arizona's Puss-Devil Bologna Man
    I have no life and never embarked on any of these "rites of passage" but it seems that alcohol is always involved. No one has a failgate that was totally sober?
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    10/05/09

    @phoenix6666: It's true, your honor, this man has no life.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    10/05/09

    @phoenix6666: In my Failgate story, I was hungover, not drunk. So there you go.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    10/05/09

    @phoenix6666: Some of those Yale stories might be from people who were just really coked up.
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    10/05/09

    @phoenix6666: I took a taxi to the Ralph once.
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    10/05/09

    In reply to Arizona's Puss-Devil Bologna Man
    I think Drew wrote #2.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    10/05/09

    In reply to Arizona's Puss-Devil Bologna Man
    Apparently the state of Arizona is so broke they had to furlough all their college writing instructors.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/05/09

    In reply to Arizona's Puss-Devil Bologna Man
    Hey! Didn't I see Puss Devil at the Jude Law Hamlet last night?
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    Image of We Are All Lance Uppercut We Are All Lance Uppercut
    10/05/09

    In reply to Arizona's Puss-Devil Bologna Man
    Andres Serrano is not impressed with your "Puss Devil".
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    10/05/09

    @We Are All Lance Uppercut: Although, with lines like this: 'In the meantime, sperm (dressed in all white with white extension cord hanging out of the ass ' Robert Mapplethorpe's ghost is probably nodding approvingly.
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