Did he get that unusual hairline from either sliding headfirst into too many bases or by a chemistry experiment gone wrong (i.e. beaker blowing up in his face)? #peterose
@The Gizmo from Pismo: @The Gizmo from Pismo: Look, I know we'd all like to be talking about the wisdom of purchasing a Matt Holliday jersey (lower-right) in a memorabilia store, but I don't think we should be hegemonic in our comment topics.
In the alternative: Stewardess? In the case of a water landing, those things could be used as flotation devices! (rimshot) Thankyew! Try the veal! #peterose
Fake tits? Graduated from a crummy state school? Had a job that doesn't really make me respect her? Pete Rose is dating Jenn Sterger, everyone! #peterose
[M]y girl's a real educated girl - she graduated from Arizona State.
Obviously Pete knows nothing about an Arizona State education. However, it's probably better that he doesn't know Matt Leinart had her first. #peterose
Later in the night, reader Ward spotted a man in a Cincinnati Rockers jersey, circa 1992, who was busy cadging leftover dregs of tepid Bud Lights from busy blackjack tables while searching the dirty carpet for $2 slot-machine tokens and reusable cigarette butts that he could then sell to desperate conventioneers who'd just bet on a maiden from Des Moines and lost to a hooker from Reno. Reader Ward then collected $28.50 from Antoine Walker, who, losing his own shirt, had bet that the Rockers jersey read "Shlichter" when in fact it read "Schlichter." #peterose
@JohnnyDakotaStateU: Well, it was either the Cincinnati Rockers or the Detroit Drive (1990-91), so of course I chose the more famous of the two. #peterose
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In the alternative: Stewardess? In the case of a water landing, those things could be used as flotation devices! (rimshot) Thankyew! Try the veal! #peterose
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So they're just going to add a pair of giant breasts to the Pat Tillman one. #peterose
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Obviously Pete knows nothing about an Arizona State education. However, it's probably better that he doesn't know Matt Leinart had her first. #peterose
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/me love you long time
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///yes, I realize she's not Vietnamese #peterose
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I also use $ when I don't have time to write "cheddah." #peterose
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"You know, I left tickets to the show for Bill Buckner, but he couldn't bend over to pick 'em up!" #peterose
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