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    Jason Whitlock's Getting Antsy Again
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/30/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Getting Antsy Again
    If Whitlock thinks the cell phone think was a hate crime, he needs to see what Leitch and Daulerio did to those Haitian immigrants.
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    Image of Chad Sexington a/k/a CW Chad Sexington a/k/a CW
    04/30/09

    @Hatey McLife: Wait until the Wilforks discover Xtube.
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    04/30/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Getting Antsy Again
    Whitlock is a fine one to talk. He committed a hate crime against a Baconator yesterday.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/30/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Getting Antsy Again
    Given the fact that Scott is black and his female friend was white some people believe Will Leitch and AJ Daulerio committed a "hate crime."


    That's it folks, we've just gotten the most illogical sentence the Internet could ever hope to produce. Time to pack it up and go home.

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    04/30/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Getting Antsy Again
    There already is a Racial Apology Czar, and her name is Miss Manners.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/30/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Getting Antsy Again
    and required to attend manhood training


    Liberace's parents tried this. It doesn't work.

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    Image of Senators Lost Cojones Senators Lost Cojones
    04/30/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Getting Antsy Again
    I'll Be The Judge On Racial Apologies


    Excuse me, Mr. Whitlock? This giant, sensationalizing, over sensitive ego seems to have fallen out of your ass.

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    Image of AintLifeGranderson AintLifeGranderson
    04/30/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Getting Antsy Again
    Did anyone notice that Vasgersian's commenter avatar was a monkey?


    [deadspin.com]


    Fucking brilliant Matt. Really well thought out. Did you think Planet of the Apes was performed (Eddie Murphy style) entirely by McNabb?

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/30/09

    @Aint Life Granderson: yes, that is clearly what he thought when he attempted to depict himself as a monkey.
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    Image of Becky_MI Becky_MI
    04/30/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Getting Antsy Again
    If this week has taught me anything, it's that the best place to learn to improve one's sexual and racial tolerance is on a sports blog.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/30/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Getting Antsy Again
    "Scott would be allowed to whip Leitch and Daulerio's asses on national television."


    Fleshbot would love to buy the internet rights.

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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    04/30/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Getting Antsy Again
    ..declares himself "Racial Apology Czar."


    Well Jason, you can start by apologizing to the Russians..

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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    04/30/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Getting Antsy Again
    Hey Whitlock,


    What makes you so sure Stu Scott could whip either Leitch's or Daulerio's ass? He can't even catch a football from a Juggs machine.

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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/30/09

    @Pete Gaines: Will Leitch can knock out both Stu Scott and Jason Whitlock with one swing of a cookie sheet.
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    Image of CitizenStrange CitizenStrange
    04/30/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Getting Antsy Again
    So what I'm understanding here - correct me, if I'm wrong - is that you're not givin' me... any money... so now I'm left basically with nothin', I'm... left with ZERO, in which, in which, what can I do with zero, you know? What can I... I can't do ANYTHIN' with it! I need to, this is my LIFE here we're talking about! We're not just talkin' about, you know, somethin' else, were talking about MY life, you know? And it's forcing me to do somethin' I don't wanna do. To leave. To, to go out and just leave and go home and say, make a clean cut here and say "no way, Corky, you're not puttin' up with these people!" And I'll tell you why I can't put up with you people: because you're BASTARD people! That's what you are! You're just bastard people! And I'm goin' home and I'm gonna... I'm gonna BITE MY PILLOW, is what I'm gonna do!


    -- Jason Whitlock Racial Apology Czar and Amateur Musical Enthiusiast

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/30/09

    @CitizenStrange: $100,000 is our budget for the year...and that includes the pool.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/30/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Getting Antsy Again
    "Race Court with Judge Jason"


    With Special Guest Star Michael Eric Dyson as Rusty the Bailiff.

     Reply
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    04/30/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Getting Antsy Again
    Listen Caitlyn Davis, Whitlock is only gonna lay passed out on that couch for 5-6 more months. Get to work.
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    Image of Hank the Rapper Hank the Rapper
    04/30/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Getting Antsy Again
    "Race Court with Judge Jason" better have a theme song by William Hung and his Hung Jury.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/30/09

    @Hank the Rapper:


    The problem with "Race Court with Judge Jason" is that it would always be in recess for lunch.

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