You can't fault that Irish bookmaker. He was busy doing what all Irish people do on the weekend, chugging a bottle of Jamesons, reading Finnegan's Wake, and searching for his pot 'o gold.
Tiger's intimidation tactic backfired. He approached Yang before the round and said, "This watch? This watch cost more than your car. I made $99.4 million dollars last year, how much you make? See, that's who I am and you're nothing."
Call me a traditionalist, but the Olympics have gone to shit ever since they stopped competing in the nude and the winners were allowed the pick of the most aesthetically beautiful 12-year-old boy.
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In fact, it's practically a requirement for living there.
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Tiger was too busy worrying about Macduff.
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[Comment From Shaun from Philadelphia ]
Is it safe to say that Yin was Yang's partner today? Because he looked perfectly balanced all day.
@JasonSobel: Some columnist will definitely steal that line tonight.
...and the odds-on favorite, Jay Mariotti, is the winner, folks. Collect your bets! Collect your bets!
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I figured it'd be about cigarettes and m&m's
08/13/09
William Jennings Bryan IV convinced the IOC to also hand out silver.
08/13/09
Wait. What?
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