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    11/03/09

    In reply to Terrible Golfer Banned For Using Drugs To Enhance His Terrible Performance
    Due to his performance we must assume he was using a cross of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. #peds
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Terrible Golfer Banned For Using Drugs To Enhance His Terrible Performance
    I think something may be up on the Tour- last week at a corporate event, Rocco Mediate hit a 800 yard drive, set the clubhouse on fire and took ConocoPhilips CEO James J. Mulva as his concubine. #peds
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    11/03/09

    In reply to Terrible Golfer Banned For Using Drugs To Enhance His Terrible Performance
    It's like a sequel to the downfall of Neifi Perez. #peds
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Terrible Golfer Banned For Using Drugs To Enhance His Terrible Performance
    I regard everything that Rod Pampling says as Scripture.

    Rod Pampling was the guy who wrote the Bible, right? #peds
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/03/09

    @ArkansasFred: I'm not sure about that, but I always thought Rod Pampling was an excellent present participle phrase; a lovely euphemism for something best done at home, in private, maybe after a glass of wine. #peds
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Terrible Golfer Banned For Using Drugs To Enhance His Terrible Performance
    I mean, this guy had health problems. I was shocked when I heard, but I also understand knowing that he was trying to feel better.

    He has a condition in which his body doesn't produce enough cocaine or ecstasy, so he needs to take supplements. #peds
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/03/09

    In reply to Terrible Golfer Banned For Using Drugs To Enhance His Terrible Performance
    Look, if I took my shirt off every time Rod Pampling told me to, I'd be Stev D. #peds
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11/03/09

    In reply to Terrible Golfer Banned For Using Drugs To Enhance His Terrible Performance
    The PGA will not reveal what substance Barron tested positive for, so we don't know at this point if it was one of his regular prescriptions that set off the alarms.

    Somebody should let Doug know that you can buy Speed Stick over the counter. #peds
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/03/09

    In reply to Terrible Golfer Banned For Using Drugs To Enhance His Terrible Performance
    I know exactly how this guy feels. My last girlfriend dumped me for trying to improve my awful love-making abilities by taking Viagra. #peds
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    Image of bevraj of choice bevraj of choice
    11/03/09

    In reply to Terrible Golfer Banned For Using Drugs To Enhance His Terrible Performance
    Yeah, he got kicked off the Tour. But it's tough to beat a moniker like the Roid Barron. Take that with you overseas, Doug, and Godspeed... #peds
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/03/09

    @bevraj of choice: Hah. #peds
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/03/09

    In reply to Terrible Golfer Banned For Using Drugs To Enhance His Terrible Performance
    Judging from that picture, I'd say the substance he tested positive for was lard. #peds
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    11/03/09

    In reply to Terrible Golfer Banned For Using Drugs To Enhance His Terrible Performance
    the PGA will not reveal what substance Barron tested positive for

    By the looks of his shirtless photo, I'd have to go with bacon. #peds
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/03/09

    In reply to Terrible Golfer Banned For Using Drugs To Enhance His Terrible Performance
    we've already seen Barron with his shirt off—at the 2006 Transitions Championship

    I understand Chaz Bono won that title this year. #peds
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Owns The Biggest House On The Rich Side Of Town
    If Forbes' calculations are correct . . .

    . . . she'll be awkwardly chatted up by 14.6 nerds wearing "Battlestar Galactica" t-shirts at the next Comic-Con?
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    Image of Lord Humungus Lord Humungus
    09/30/09

    @Steve U: Is the 0.6 guy the one staring at her cans mumbling about Silk Spectre?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/30/09

    @Lord Humungus: Nah, it's me.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Owns The Biggest House On The Rich Side Of Town
    the laws of balance in the Universe indicate that Tiger's penis is likely the size of a jujube.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Owns The Biggest House On The Rich Side Of Town
    Rich, White Yet Socially Accepting Neighbor: The burning T on the front lawn is for Tiger!
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