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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    07/07/09

    In reply to Phil Mickelson's Mother Also Has Cancer
    Meanwhile, Tiger Woods just crapped gold.
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    Image of Chones_Chonies Chones_Chonies
    07/07/09

    In reply to Phil Mickelson's Mother Also Has Cancer
    Gd thng Mcklsn lst hs mn-tts lst yr.
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    Image of FAILBOT FAILBOT
    07/07/09

    @Chones_Chonies: ERROR!


    FAIL!

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    Image of the sieve the sieve
    07/07/09

    @FAILBOT: Heaven forbid someone tries to make a decent tasteless joke around here. Better ban 'em.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    07/07/09

    @the sieve: There's been a precedent set over cancer jokes around here, specifically Mickelson-related cancer jokes.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    07/07/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: I could be wrong, but believe the precedent had more to do with unfunny and crass rather than cancer, or tastelessness per se.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/25/09

    In reply to Two Sportswriters You Meet In Hell
    They say that the camera adds 10 pounds of self serving righteousness.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/25/09

    In reply to Two Sportswriters You Meet In Hell
    Clyde Frazier has offered to turn Mr. Gray Lupica into a black tressed "pussy magnet".
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    06/25/09

    In reply to Two Sportswriters You Meet In Hell
    They may write for different papers, but the do both represent the Lollipop Writers Guild.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/25/09

    In reply to Two Sportswriters You Meet In Hell
    Two Sportswriters You Meet In Hell


    Mitch Albom's version of Hell is being forced to attend sporting events he's paid to cover for all of eternity, right?

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/25/09

    In reply to Two Sportswriters You Meet In Hell
    Having happened at Winged Foot explains why Lupica is so mercurial.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/25/09

    @Hatey McLife: You're a big fan of Hg Wells, aren't you?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/25/09

    @David Hume: I Am, Ar U?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/25/09

    @Hatey McLife: No.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/25/09

    In reply to Two Sportswriters You Meet In Hell
    Mitch Albom, Mike Lupica and Phil Mickelson walk into a bar...[fill in the blank]
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/25/09

    @ArkansasFred: Mitch and Mike spent the rest of the day rubbing their foreheads.


    Phil was lucky, his belt buckle took the worst of it.

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    06/25/09

    @ArkansasFred: and invented ejector seats for a helicopter.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/25/09

    In reply to Two Sportswriters You Meet In Hell
    This is just like the time that Elizabeth Taylor referred to Richard Burton as "Eddie".
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    Image of StanGable StanGable
    06/25/09

    Bar@ArkansasFred: Bartender says: Welcome to the Blue Oyster
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/25/09

    @StanGable: I heard somewhere recently that LSU fans love the Blue Oyster.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/25/09

    In reply to Two Sportswriters You Meet In Hell
    Would've loved it better if he'd asked "And for what local high school paper do you write?"
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/25/09

    In reply to Two Sportswriters You Meet In Hell
    Not only that, but George Costanza was seen reading a copy of Tuesdays With Morrie.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/24/09

    In reply to Phil Mickelson Ruined Mike Lupica's U.S. Open
    NO PHOTOS FOR BLOGGERS


    This seems unfair until you remember that if you give a blogger a camera, all you get are out of focus shots of Erin Andrews' ass.

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/24/09

    In reply to Phil Mickelson Ruined Mike Lupica's U.S. Open
    it felt like watching a cliched sports movie come to life.


    It was less touching when on 15 and 17, he looked squarely at Tiger Woods, and said, "Fuck you, Bagger Vance."

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/24/09

    In reply to Phil Mickelson Ruined Mike Lupica's U.S. Open
    Isn't it about time for someone to stuff Lupica's body in the trunk of a car and leave it in long term parking?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/24/09

    @UkraineNotWeak:


    Or the glove box.

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    06/24/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: I shouldn't have to tell you that unfortunately, this was on Long Island, not out in the Meadowlands.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    06/24/09

    In reply to Phil Mickelson Ruined Mike Lupica's U.S. Open
    I refuse to believe Mitch Albom wasn't three feet away from Lupica, doing the same damn thing.
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    06/24/09

    @Randy the Dodge Ram:


    Bob Ryan, meanwhile, was bent over at the waist gasping for breath halfway up the gentle slope to the next tee.

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