Champions League Pitch Invader In Kiev May Have Cost His Team The Match

Today's UEFA Champions League action featured one of the more boneheaded Idiots On The Field we've seen of late. Following last week's Idiot who ran out onto the field during a live football play, this would-be soccer star rushed onto the pitch in Kiev during Dynamo's match against Porto—only to run right into his… » 11/06/12 6:40pm 11/06/12 6:40pm

Today's Blackburn-Wigan Match Was Interrupted By A Chicken

Blackburn Rovers are facing relegation from the Premiership, and need a win against WIgan Athletic today to even have a chance at staying in England's top soccer division. Perhaps as a statement against absentee owners, a chicken bearing the Blackburn flag was unleashed onto the pitch early in today's match, holding… » 5/07/12 3:20pm 5/07/12 3:20pm

A Fair-And-Balanced Look At What Fox Called “The Greatest Live Premier…

From now until the end of the season, we'll be posting a number of clips from the previous weekend's English Premier League games. If there's a goal, save, dive, lip-read profanity, or hocked sputum we should know about, drop us a line at tips@deadspin.com. (You might also enjoy our better-late-than-never EPL guide) » 2/08/12 3:55pm 2/08/12 3:55pm