If a foreigner were to walk through the stands at PNC Park on a summer's day, he would likely conclude that the city's favorite baseball player is Hines Ward.
@MarkKelsosMigraine: How about the Syracuse U. female student population no longer having to worry about getting pushed down a flight of stairs or stuffed into a laundry chute by Eric Devendorf?
@DirkToberFest: best story I ever heard about her- she came on to Francesco Scavullo at a photo shoot and flat out told him, "I totally want to sleep with you, but I have the clap."
Don't worry Pittsburgh fans, I looked at my nephew last night and said the only prayer Chicago has for a winning team in the next 5 years are the Blackhawks. And then only 10 percent of the city will care.
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Tiger Woods, meanwhile, is a charter member of the Veterans of Foreign Whores.
12/11/09
That poor guy is probably risking his hips for a 2-11 team. And he is awesome.
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Fuck Florida!
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At the Big East tournament he was the one guy that fans of every school could agree to hate.
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Hey, bonus points for honesty!
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Also male.
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Well, for one guy last year, it was a bullet hole in the thigh.
12/11/09
Isn't that the climactic scene of "Contact," as envisioned by Jodie Foster's partner?
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