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Tue Dec 1
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11/28/09
Out: B. Roethlisberger (Vince Young Disease)
11/28/09
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11/23/09
Her original statement to police is now being referred to as the Immaculate Deception.
11/23/09
Nothing really snarky or funny to add. I fucking hate animal abusers.
11/23/09
11/23/09
#tips
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11/23/09
I actually found a drawing of this guy's future! (Click to reveal the super satisfying ending!)
11/23/09
11/23/09
Mother, mother /there's too many of you crying.
Brother brother, brother, / get down to J & R electronics, and choose from our huge selection of cameras and flat screen televisions.
11/23/09
Do you own an emasculating breed of dog? And if so, will you expect me to walk it?
11/23/09
Pit Bulls are emasculating?
11/23/09
/hopes a dog chomps on his nuts.
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11/23/09
Would it be possible to have dog murderers killed the same way that they murder the dogs? I really feel this should be a law.
Yes, I'm more partial to dogs than people nowadays.
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11/23/09
For the record, no I will not be doing that.
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11/23/09
seriously, fuck him.
11/23/09
/stuffs treat into the dog's mouth