If a foreigner were to walk through the stands at PNC Park on a summer's day, he would likely conclude that the city's favorite baseball player is Hines Ward.
@MarkKelsosMigraine: How about the Syracuse U. female student population no longer having to worry about getting pushed down a flight of stairs or stuffed into a laundry chute by Eric Devendorf?
@Lets_Go_Strangers: Worse yet, is a text that she slept with Tiger Woods. Becasue not only are you sleeping with him, but everyone he has slept with, and everyone they have slept with, and on and on.
@DirkToberFest: best story I ever heard about her- she came on to Francesco Scavullo at a photo shoot and flat out told him, "I totally want to sleep with you, but I have the clap."
Don't worry Pittsburgh fans, I looked at my nephew last night and said the only prayer Chicago has for a winning team in the next 5 years are the Blackhawks. And then only 10 percent of the city will care.
Ah Idiot Browns fans will now see hope in a win over this bad Steelers team. Hey we will take a win however we can. . .Next year baby, I see 4 wins at least!
@larispitler: Well this idiot Browns fan appreciates the fact that the team showed up and played hard despite being 1-11 and playing in arctic temperatures. But hey, I'm just an idiot.
Guy's don't mistake this comment. I too am an idiot Brown fan. The joke is on us, there's no hope for this franchise period because they are the Browns. I will always take a win over the Steelers.
@larispitler: i'm worried that the Browns have endangered their ability to draft Ndamukong Suh in the draft. not that our front office would be smart enough to actually make something out of a deep draft with 11 picks. lolz... *sigh*
@Juancho: the 3-4 games i've seen him in this year he's been ridiculous. absolutely ridiculous. it would be nice to see someone in a browns uniform throwing around opposing linemen instead of the other way around for a change.
@larispitler: that would be par for the course for the new Browns.
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Tiger Woods, meanwhile, is a charter member of the Veterans of Foreign Whores.
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That poor guy is probably risking his hips for a 2-11 team. And he is awesome.
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Fuck Florida!
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At the Big East tournament he was the one guy that fans of every school could agree to hate.
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Hey, bonus points for honesty!
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Also male.
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Well, for one guy last year, it was a bullet hole in the thigh.
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Guy's don't mistake this comment. I too am an idiot Brown fan. The joke is on us, there's no hope for this franchise period because they are the Browns. I will always take a win over the Steelers.
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@larispitler: that would be par for the course for the new Browns.
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Isn't that the climactic scene of "Contact," as envisioned by Jodie Foster's partner?
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