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    Plaxico Burress Update: He Still Has A Hole In His Leg
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Update: He Still Has A Hole In His Leg
    Have any of you people ever been to the Applebees in Times Square on a Friday night? I think not. If you had, you'd see that it's actually kinda plausible to get shot there.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Update: He Still Has A Hole In His Leg
    Wasn't Harris Smith the other guy in EPMD?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Update: He Still Has A Hole In His Leg
    Seriously, this guy doesn't know a good mob doc ("We Stitch, not Snitch")? Someone failed their 100 level classes at Thug U.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Update: He Still Has A Hole In His Leg
    Willis McGahee wouldn't be caught dead in an Applebee's.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Update: He Still Has A Hole In His Leg
    Shoulda given the name Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala. Just for kicks and giggles.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Update: He Still Has A Hole In His Leg
    Harris Smith was my favourite one of Clinton Portis' characters.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Update: He Still Has A Hole In His Leg
    Pierce should have left the gun and taken the cannoli instead.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Update: He Still Has A Hole In His Leg
    Oh mama I'm in fear for my life

    From the bullet hole in my leg

    Lawman has put an end to my running

    And I'm so far from my home

    Oh mama you can hear me crying

    I'm so scared and all alone

    Coughlin is coming down to kill me

    And I don't have very long


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    Image of Senators Lost Cojones Senators Lost Cojones
    12/01/08

    @Shakεy:


    The jig is up

    The news is out

    They've finally found me

    I'm overpaid

    I had it made

    And now I'm all holey


    Never more to run away

    This will be the end today

    I'm an unwanted man...

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    Image of Shorty Shorty
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Update: He Still Has A Hole In His Leg
    All this time I thought Harris Smith was that linebacker on Notre Dame that sucks...
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Update: He Still Has A Hole In His Leg
    Applebee's? more like Crapplebee's. Am I right?
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    Image of The Intern The Intern
    12/01/08

    @UpstateUnderdog: I've been calling her Crandell!
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    12/01/08

    @The Scoreboard Digit Rollover Intern: why didn't anyone tell you?
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Update: He Still Has A Hole In His Leg
    Calling yourself Harris Smith and saying you were shot at an Applebee's is also what happens when you usually miss giving false alibi practice Wednesday through Friday.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Update: He Still Has A Hole In His Leg
    guns don't accidentally shoot yourself in the thigh, idiots do.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Update: He Still Has A Hole In His Leg
    He should have said he was at Sbarro. That would have been much more believable, especially in NYC.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Update: He Still Has A Hole In His Leg
    Applebee's in Manhattan.


    The Ramones were right. New York City really does have it all.

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    Image of Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game
    12/01/08

    @UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen: I;ve been here for 4 years...where the hell is the applebees?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/01/08

    @Saved by Azian Zero:


    Ask Will. I'm sure he knows.

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    12/01/08

    @Saved by Azian Zero: It's near Times Square. Try the Azian Zingers Salad. It's great!
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    Image of Jefferson DArcy Jefferson DArcy
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Update: He Still Has A Hole In His Leg
    Seriously ... Applebee's?


    The only people that go to Applebee's in NYC are the Midwestern Tourists who walk around Times Square in their fanny packs taking pictures of the naked cowboy saying "We don't have this in Peoria, that's for sure". They usually end their wild day by going to Applebees, conversing at the potato bar with their new found Kenosha friends, and spend the rest of their night having a friendly debate about which city is better.


    Two things that struck me as odd about this case:


    Domeninik Hixon mentioned to Andy Adler on Sports Extra that he was with Plaxico at "Applebee's" earlier in the night of the shooting.


    Tiki mentioned on FNIA that teammate Steve Smith was robbed at gun point a week earlier.

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    Image of thesepretzels thesepretzels
    12/01/08

    @Jefferson DArcy: Kenosha, hands down.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    12/01/08

    @thesepretzels: Peoria is loaded with hookers.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/01/08

    @Jefferson DArcy: potato bar? wow, you sure do got some fancy pants applebees in new york city!
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