Plaxico Burress Saga Will Never EndDashiell Bennett6/15/09 10:52am32EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkRemember this guy! Captain Sweatpants? Ringing any bells? Well, you may have assumed that he was already in jail or worse (the CFL), but his trial hasn't even started yet. And now it won't until 2010! Did someone say J-E-T-S?