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    Giants Rid Themselves Of Plaxico Burress
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    Image of uninspired uninspired
    04/03/09

    In reply to Giants Rid Themselves Of Plaxico Burress
    Jerry Jones is looking for his checkbook.
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    uninspired was starred uninspired was unstarred
    Image of StanGable StanGable
    04/03/09

    In reply to Giants Rid Themselves Of Plaxico Burress
    Ralph Vacchiano of the Daily News....


    Bill Simmons almost approves this post

     Reply
    StanGable was starred StanGable was unstarred
    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    04/03/09

    @StanGable: He's the best around! Nothing's ever gonna bring him down!
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/03/09

    In reply to Giants Rid Themselves Of Plaxico Burress
    there's a receiver with a hole in his leg (and his heart)


    If I'm not blind, why can't I see
    That a circle can't fit where a square should be?

     Reply
    Kid Canada was starred Kid Canada was unstarred
    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    04/03/09

    @Kid Canada: - 10 bazillion-jillion for making me remember that god-awful Extreme song. Or Extreme in general.
     Reply
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/03/09

    @Chamomiles Davis:


    That's going to seriously affect my overall fake point total.

     Reply
    Kid Canada was starred Kid Canada was unstarred
    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    04/03/09

    @cromartie: I'll get the funk out when I'm darned good and ready!


    @Kid Canada: My points are actually the equivalent of pesos. So really it's only, like, -2.

     Reply
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    Image of Billy Clyde Puckett Billy Clyde Puckett
    04/03/09

    In reply to Giants Rid Themselves Of Plaxico Burress
    "Plaxico? There's a Mr. Jerry Jones on the phone for you?"
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    Billy Clyde Puckett was starred Billy Clyde Puckett was unstarred
    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/03/09

    @Billy Clyde Puckett: too late, he's already on a plane to see Al Davis.
     Reply
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/03/09

    In reply to Giants Rid Themselves Of Plaxico Burress
    Cleveland Browns have an opening for a receiver without legal troubles...oh wait.
     Reply
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    04/03/09

    In reply to Giants Rid Themselves Of Plaxico Burress
    This is the most shocking release since I got a little too overexcited in bed the other day.
     Reply
    Chuck Knoblockhead was starred Chuck Knoblockhead was unstarred
    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    04/03/09

    @Chuck Knoblockhead: So not really all that shocking.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    04/03/09

    In reply to Giants Rid Themselves Of Plaxico Burress
    I see Plaxico's struggles with "safety" calls aren't limited to off-the-field.
     Reply
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    04/03/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Someone should sign him, he deserves another shot.
     Reply
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    Image of Jay Cutler's Insulin Jay Cutler's Insulin
    04/03/09

    @Starburied: Some team will pull the trigger.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    04/03/09

    @Jay Cutler's Insulin: Fans may recoil with horror if their team signs him.
     Reply
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    Image of Ugueth Urbina's Machete Ugueth Urbina's Machete
    04/03/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: If the wrong team signs him, it could seriously backfire.
     Reply
    Ugueth Urbina's Machete was starred Ugueth Urbina's Machete was unstarred
    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    04/03/09

    @Ugueth Urbina's Machete: Although the right team may help him silence his critics.
     Reply
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    Image of The Most The Most
    04/03/09

    @Gourmet Spud: wherever he goes, the qb's gotta have a gun
     Reply
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    04/03/09

    @The Most: I think that contrary to popular wisdom, the offers will come at a fast clip.
     Reply
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    04/03/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: Even if he never plays again, at least his career went out with a bang.
     Reply
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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    04/03/09

    In reply to Giants Rid Themselves Of Plaxico Burress
    I got a hole in my head and there's no one to fix it
    Gotta straighten my thoughts thinkin too much sick shit
     Reply
    wonderlic---myballs was starred wonderlic---myballs was unstarred
    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    04/03/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: Unlike Plaxico, that song is a sure shot.
     Reply
    Chamomiles Davis was starred Chamomiles Davis was unstarred
    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/03/09

    In reply to Giants Rid Themselves Of Plaxico Burress
    So there's a receiver with a hole in his leg (and his heart)...


    AJ, have you been listening to "Extreme II: Pornograffitti" too much again?

     Reply
    Weed Against Speed was starred Weed Against Speed was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/03/09

    In reply to Giants Rid Themselves Of Plaxico Burress
    who also comes with considerable baggage


    Tatum Bell would be happy to help him with that.

     Reply
    MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    04/03/09

    In reply to Giants Rid Themselves Of Plaxico Burress
    Let the David Tyree era... BEGIN!
     Reply
    Chamomiles Davis was starred Chamomiles Davis was unstarred
    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    04/03/09

    In reply to Giants Rid Themselves Of Plaxico Burress
    This is like the time I didn't know Paul Harvey was alive, then died.
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    Matt Sussman was starred Matt Sussman was unstarred
    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    04/03/09

    @Matt Sussman: And now you know the rest of the story.
     Reply
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/03/09

    In reply to Giants Rid Themselves Of Plaxico Burress
    Ralph Vacchiano of the Daily News calls this move "shocking"


    Don't listen to him, he said the same thing when Tina Turner left Ike.

     Reply
    Hatey McLife was starred Hatey McLife was unstarred
    Image of Jay Cutler's Insulin Jay Cutler's Insulin
    04/03/09

    In reply to Giants Rid Themselves Of Plaxico Burress
    It only seems appropriate that the Giants now go out and trade for Braylon Edwards, a man with holes in his hands.
     Reply
    Jay Cutler's Insulin was starred Jay Cutler's Insulin was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/03/09

    @Jay Cutler's Insulin: Or John Edwards, a man with holes in his pants.
     Reply
    MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
    Image of BigTenObsession BigTenObsession
    04/03/09

    In reply to Giants Rid Themselves Of Plaxico Burress
    wtf am I supposed to do with my Plax jersey now?
     Reply
    BigTenObsession was starred BigTenObsession was unstarred
    Image of Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies
    04/03/09

    @BigTenObsession: Shoot it
     Reply
    Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies was starred Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies was unstarred
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