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New York, 6:23 PM
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    Plaxico Burress Takes The Perp Walk
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Takes The Perp Walk
    "Shit, Plaxico, y'all are only supposed to shoot yerself in the leg when there's a draft to be dodgin."


    -Gregg Allman

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    Image of AliciaSacramonesBrownie AliciaSacramonesBrownie
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Takes The Perp Walk
    Quick, see if Joe Pesci and Marisa Tomei are available.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/01/08

    @MyMedSchoolKidCanBeatUpYourKid: Imagine you're a wide receiver. You're in a club. You get thirsty. You get a little drink. You put your little wide receiver lips down to the cool, clear alcohol - BAM. A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your leg. Your ham hocks are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces.


    Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?

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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Takes The Perp Walk
    Maybe they'll send him to Leavenworth to practice with Michael Vick.
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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Takes The Perp Walk
    I think Denny Crane would be the right man to defend Plax in this case.
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    Image of Wormfather is Wormfather Wormfather is Wormfather
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Takes The Perp Walk
    " I hope Sam Waterston gets the case"


    Jack McCoy would charge him with attempted self murder and demand that he accept a plea of life in prision.

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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Takes The Perp Walk
    If I'm Braylon Edwards secret santa this year he's getting a loaded .45
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Takes The Perp Walk
    Plax's nerves, as well as his legal and PR teams, have to be hamstrung after this wacky weekend.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Takes The Perp Walk
    Never would've come to this if he'd gone to Rick's Cabaret.
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    Image of Mean_Old_Frisco Mean_Old_Frisco
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Takes The Perp Walk
    I hope Sam Waterston gets the case.


    I hope Matlock gets it, after Angela Lansbury blows the cover off Plax's alibi.

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12/01/08

    @Mean_Old_Frisco: I hope Matlock gets it, after Angela Lansbury blows the cover off Plax's alibi.


    That's quite a scene you've set, you ribald old dog.

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    Image of Senators Lost Cojones Senators Lost Cojones
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Takes The Perp Walk
    In the criminal justice system, the people are titillated by two separate, yet equally important parts.


    The police who investigate crimes, and the unbelievably stupid fucking pinheads who commit them.

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Takes The Perp Walk
    Based on the level of clownish buffoonery already established in this incident, it seems inevitable that a club owner named Mack Rhubee will shoot Plax in the stomach with a BB gun.
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    Image of Hockeymom Hockeymom
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Takes The Perp Walk
    I hope Fred Thompson gets the case.
    He's looking for work.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Takes The Perp Walk
    The guy with the cell phone camera must be from the CW.
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Takes The Perp Walk
    Burress is the only one on that street professional enough, that I know of, to wear those handcuffs.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/01/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Takes The Perp Walk
    Who's that with the cell phone? Public access?
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