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    Plaxico Burress Saga Will Never End
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/15/09

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Will Never End
    He can follow in the footsteps of legendary CFL wide receivers like R. Jay Soward and Andre Rison!
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    06/15/09

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Will Never End
    I hope when he ponders these questions, he's in the library of his mansion, and he ends up screaming at an oil painting of Steve Sabol.


    Don't you look at me with those dead eyes!


    /throws snifter of brandy in roaring fireplace`
    //sobs

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/15/09

    @Stev D: I like that your idea of how rich folk live is based entirely on seeing one episode of Masterpiece Theater.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    06/15/09

    @ArkansasFred: I shall have you crippled for that remark.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/15/09

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Will Never End
    I believe the saying goes "Justice delayed is a big target for a rookie quarterback."
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/15/09

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Will Never End
    Either way, Plax is still up for a Source Award.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/15/09

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Will Never End
    If this Plaxico saga is in fact The Neverending Story, where in the hell is Falkor the Luckdragon?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/15/09

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Will Never End
    Everybody knows you can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich, which is pretty much what Plaxico's leg looked like.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/15/09

    @Hatey McLife: More disappointing jury duty experience:


    This guy:


    or this guy:

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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    06/15/09

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Will Never End
    Better defense - Plax's legal team, or the actual Giants? Discuss
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    06/15/09

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Will Never End
    Plaxico Burress appeared in court today so that a judge could tell him not to come back to court again.


    Wasn't that the same episode that Dan said something especially flippant to Christine and Harry entertained Bull with a card trick?

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/15/09

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Will Never End
    Plaxico's lawyers claim that Roger Goodell cannot suspend Plaxico Burress until he has actually been convicted of something.


    Plaxico's lawyers also claim that keeping a straight face while saying that was rather difficult.

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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    06/15/09

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Will Never End
    Jesus. Even Joseph Heller couldn't come up with a plot like this.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/15/09

    @Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Yeah, Plax is a Major Major Major Major pain in the ass.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/15/09

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Will Never End
    Wait, so if Lisa stays home... then I stay home? But then Lisa goes to school. So I go to school?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/15/09

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Will Never End
    I went through a lengthy grievance process when my grammy died.

    She was shot by an NFL player.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/15/09

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Will Never End
    I don't see how this has anything to do with Brett Favre coming out of retirement.
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    Image of THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY
    06/15/09

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Will Never End
    If Plax signs with the Jets, he has to spend a month in scenic Cortland, NY, which is much worse than anything a jury of his peers can throw at him.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/15/09

    @THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY: but think about all the delicious apples out there, and the meth labs.


    /wife is a Cortland grad

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    Image of Muggs Bigglesworth Muggs Bigglesworth
    06/15/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: (Chugs Natty Lite can, picks fight, inhales chicken finger sub).
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/15/09

    @Muggs Bigglesworth: you forgot "dips Kodiak"
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