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    Will Anyone Be Able To Keep America's Sideline Princess from Being a Two-Time Champion?

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    12/03/08

    In reply to Will Anyone Be Able To Keep America's Sideline Princess from Being a Two-Time Champion?
    I just got back from an UAB basketball game. (UAB beat USF in overtime.) This is important to you all because Brady Quinn was there. I guess he was in town seeing Dr. Andrews, he had his hand in a cast.


    I didn't have the balls to go up to him to ask if he ever visits this fine site, even though I was standing close enough to take a crappy cell phone shot.

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    12/03/08

    In reply to Will Anyone Be Able To Keep America's Sideline Princess from Being a Two-Time Champion?
    good evening all. i'm kinda new around here. pete finally allowed me the privilege of commenting. so what will take for me to be considered cool? a 'Baby Mangino for SHOTY' rant?
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    12/03/08

    @HoustonNuttsPhoneBill: Being cool is always going against the grain.


    P.S. A quick way to alienate yourself: be a fan of the NBA.

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    12/03/08

    In reply to Will Anyone Be Able To Keep America's Sideline Princess from Being a Two-Time Champion?
    alright kids, homemade turkey pot pie, the Ms., and two episodes of Dead Girl and the Pie Maker call.


    yall have a good one.

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    12/03/08

    In reply to Will Anyone Be Able To Keep America's Sideline Princess from Being a Two-Time Champion?
    post to see?
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    Image of spinachdip spinachdip
    12/03/08

    In reply to Will Anyone Be Able To Keep America's Sideline Princess from Being a Two-Time Champion?
    If math students have to show their work, why not do the same for papers? Keeping good notes is good practice anyway. I can't see what harm it could do, at least at high school level.
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    12/03/08

    @spinachdip:


    a lot of comp and even lit professors ask their students to either print out their sources or email the sources to them. I have 120+ students this semester, so I can't do that. I just google their papers when I get suspicious.

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    Image of Lizabelle Lizabelle
    12/03/08

    In reply to Will Anyone Be Able To Keep America's Sideline Princess from Being a Two-Time Champion?
    Wendi Nix.
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    12/03/08

    @Lizabelle:


    She's lovely. No Dead Girl, but lovely.

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    12/03/08

    In reply to Will Anyone Be Able To Keep America's Sideline Princess from Being a Two-Time Champion?
    Oh, and it happens all the time. More and more with online classes. These kids today, it's like they think there's bubonic plague in the library.


    'It's all online' is the biggest fraud perpetrated on the American public since 1 hour Martinizing.

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    Image of CaliCheeseSucks CaliCheeseSucks
    12/03/08

    @Slothrop: I didn't step into a library my first 2 years on campus. Though, we have an online library too, which helps.


    These kids probably don't even know what bubonic plague is. If you told em they could get it from beer pong, they'd stop playing for months. Or maybe a week.

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    Image of Enthused_But_Fired Enthused_But_Fired
    12/03/08

    @CaliCheeseSucks: I have never used the library on campus here, but that's mainly because it resembles a shopping mall more than a library. I find myself using Lexis/Nexis or Gale for pretty much everything, and I'm an English major, so that's probably pretty sad.


    Well, there is the $800 worth of books I buy every semester, but we never get through more than two of those per class.

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    12/03/08

    @CaliCheeseSucks:


    I loved my college libraries. The old Emory library is right on the quad and has a great social reading room. I met and courted my last college girl-friend there.


    The main campus library rises up seven stories over the campus and you can see the whole campus and all the way into Atlanta from the top floors. It's a fantastic resource.

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    12/03/08

    @Enthused_But_Fired:


    As an english prof, I recommend you get familiar with www.abebooks.com and the MLA bibliography. that's where the good stuff is.

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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/03/08

    In reply to Will Anyone Be Able To Keep America's Sideline Princess from Being a Two-Time Champion?
    So, I go to use my gym's steam room today (NYSC, for any New Yorkers), and there's a sign outside the door that says something along the lines of, "We've been informed of inappropriate activity in our steam room. Please be aware your memberships can be revoked if you do not follow proper gym procedures. It will be closed indefinitely for cleaning."


    Would you still use it once it's, um, sanitary, or is there no going back after that?

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    12/03/08

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: I'm gonna say that's a no go. There's only so many things that could have been, and I wouldn't want to be nude in the place of any of those things.
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    12/03/08

    @Enthused_But_Fired: Yeah, I hear ya...that's definitely a con. At least I can be thankful that I never walked in on any of said inappropriate acts.
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    12/03/08

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: I'd bet my bottom dollar that it was getting hot boxed.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/03/08

    @FEAST is points on your face: Ha, I wouldn't rule that out...but I'm not sure they'd make sure a big deal about that. It's the 'being cleaned/closed indefinitely' part that scares me. You didn't answer my question though -- should I go back and pretend I know nothing about what occurred?
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    12/03/08

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: That's why the Ys are better. The signs just say NO SEX
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    12/03/08

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: Good point.


    You might want to give it a couple of days.

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    12/03/08

    @Rozelle's Bagman: Yeah, but does everyone follow that rule? And do we really live in a society where 'NO SEX' needs to be spelled out in public places?


    @FEAST is points on your face: Yeah..I think my decision will come down to how long it remains closed. If it's more than a week, I'm done with it...

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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    12/03/08

    In reply to Will Anyone Be Able To Keep America's Sideline Princess from Being a Two-Time Champion?
    speaking of plagiarism, I caught a student today who cut and paste from the first sites that come out on a google search for the three texts s/he was writing about. S-M-R-T.


    EPIC FAIL.

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    Image of CaliCheeseSucks CaliCheeseSucks
    12/03/08

    @Slothrop: What level do you teach? High school? Doesn't this happen a lot in middle/high school?
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    12/03/08

    @CaliCheeseSucks:


    I teach in a university. This is a sophomore level, college literature class.


    Like I said, S-M-R-T.

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    Image of Enthused_But_Fired Enthused_But_Fired
    12/03/08

    @Slothrop: They don't expect their teacher to know about the interwebs, that's not fair.
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    12/03/08

    @Enthused_But_Fired:


    yea, I've only had an email address since 1990.

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    12/03/08

    @Slothrop: How about in addition to the 'F', make the kid HANDWRITE the contents of the longest webpage plagarized. And you can easily check for mistakes, LOL. That should fix the little shit.
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    12/03/08

    @Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!:


    nah, I just fail them for the course, then turn it over to the mean old Dean. Then they go in front of the Honor Council for a nice, public flogging--if they show up, which they rarely do. Then they go away for a semester.

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    12/03/08

    In reply to Will Anyone Be Able To Keep America's Sideline Princess from Being a Two-Time Champion?
    This is my favorite.


    [flabbergastedly.com]

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    Image of Sculptor?!?  I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    12/03/08

    @Slothrop: Dude, those just made my day +22 (days until xmas)


    And Hola, DUAN

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    12/03/08

    @Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!:


    I was crying. The top pick is the bizzaro Baby Mangino.

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    12/03/08

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: Grooveshark definitely has a short shelf life.. if you're using it, we should all (you, me, Hank and anybody else) trade playlists.


    @Slothrop: Santa likes to fuck fat chicks in the ass.


    RIP Bernie Mac

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    12/03/08

    @FEAST is points on your face:


    you got some mouth on you midget.

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    12/03/08

    In reply to Will Anyone Be Able To Keep America's Sideline Princess from Being a Two-Time Champion?
    As an Auburn fan, the whole Tuberville situation has me bummed. There are two teams I would say I was a die-hard fan of, Auburn football and Braves baseball.

    This is the first coaching change with either of them I have had as an adult.

    /It doesn't help that Bama is #1 in the country right now either.

    //waaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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    Image of Token_Tennis_Fan Token_Tennis_Fan
    12/03/08

    In reply to Will Anyone Be Able To Keep America's Sideline Princess from Being a Two-Time Champion?
    Hey, DUAN. Guess who spent the weekend in Cancun and decided to put pictures on Facebook? Allie LaForce.
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    12/03/08

    @Token_Tennis_Fan: Link?
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    12/03/08

    @FEAST is points on your face: You have to be friends with her to see 'em, and I'm too lazy to rehost.
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    12/03/08

    @Token_Tennis_Fan: I need to step up my game and become friends w/ some miss teen usa winners/candidates.
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    12/03/08

    In reply to Will Anyone Be Able To Keep America's Sideline Princess from Being a Two-Time Champion?
    If yall haven't been to gawker today, go check this out:



    [gawker.com]


    Great stuff.

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    Image of J-No J-No
    12/03/08

    In reply to Will Anyone Be Able To Keep America's Sideline Princess from Being a Two-Time Champion?
    Yeah,she's pretty and all but can she type?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/03/08

    @J-No:


    With her tits.

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    12/03/08

    @UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen: +1
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    12/03/08

    @J-No:


    My mom used that line to describe my dad's secretary 35 years ago.

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    12/03/08

    In reply to Will Anyone Be Able To Keep America's Sideline Princess from Being a Two-Time Champion?
    No love for Stacy Dales.


    The above portrait has no basis in reality. A good looking white woman and not one brother looking on?

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